see them in the allyway
underneath a cloud so gray
hobo people who want sympathy
all they do is piss and groan
sounds like they broke a bone
they really smell like old cat pee

i'd like to see them take a bath
geta book and learn some math
I don't think they would survive

if they could spend a day or two
without laying in doggy doo
they'd eat your dog and they would poo
in your shoe (shoe, oo, oo, ooo...)

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lifestyles of the broke and homeless
they're always real smelly
always real stinky
if money was such a problem
they really need a bank loan
think we should pay them

did you know if you were homeless you could eat your poo
and there's no such thing as property for you
as long as you got some rags, some bags and cardboard

and if the cops came strollin you'd have nowhere to hide
you couldn't fight back even if you tried
they'd should shoot you in your butt and tell you your a bum

i'd like to see them take a bath
get a book and learn some math
i don't think they would survive

if they could spend a day or two
without laying in doggy doo
they'd eat your dog and they would poo
in your shoe (shoe, oo, oo, ooo...)

chorus