Read it in a magazine
If you could only read
Illiterates want sympathy
All they do is sit around
Inside there double wide
Laughing at a green bead

I'd like to see them spend a week
working as an editor
given that they can't survive
Or they could spend a day or two
walking in an authors shoes
I think they'd stumble and they'd fall. Can you spell fall?

Lifestyles of the Dumb and uneducated
They're always complaining, calling hooked on phonics
If learning is such a problem
Well they got Wendy's
Think that should solve it

Did you know when you were dumb you
could spill a cup of gas by a burning fire, and no one would think anything of it. And did you know if you were caught and you were tring to smoke tacks Waffle House wouldn't even take you back, You could always just run for Mayor of Kansas City


I'd like to see them spend a week livin' life as a dj, could you tell Cake from koRn?
Or they could spend a day or two working at Borders.. They would stumble ad they'd fall, Can you spell fall?

Lifestyles of the Dumb and uneducated
They're always complaining, calling Hooked on Phonics. If reading is such a problem, Don't spend your time.. at public places.