-> "This Is How I Lost My Hand"
Original Song Title:
"The Story Of My Old Man"
Parody Song Title:
"This Is How I Lost My Hand"
The Lyrics
I Don't know too much about too much of carpenters
I know how to cut wood, but I don't really know that much
Last time I was awake I was working in the shop
I looked at my hand and found out I cut off the top
This is how I lost my hand
Why did I have to lose my hand?
I should of went to the can
So that this wouldn't have occurred
Occurred
Monday I woke in a bunch of pain
I should have been a constructor with a crane
Thursday through Saturday I lost my hand
Kissed it by on Sunday, never saw my hand
I remember days at work when I made car
The car was made out of wood and it would go far
The boss told me that he was proud for my work
But then I had to just go ahead and get hurt
This is how I lost my hand
Why did I have to lose my hand?
I should of went to the can
So that this wouldn't have occurred
Occurred
Monday I woke in a bunch of pain
I should have been a constructor with a crane
Thursday through Saturday I lost my hand
Kissed it by on Sunday, never saw my hand
My hand
My hand
Someday I'll wish that I have my hand (have my hand)
Work not that much and saws just ran (saws just ran)
Remember my hand day in and out (in and out)
Now I have one hand, this stinks
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