-> "The Mailbomb"
Original Song Title:
"The Anthem"
Parody Song Title:
"The Mailbomb"
Parody Written by:
Eric Thomas version 2.0
The Lyrics
I made a new bomb
but it looks old
like a package
i wouldn't be too bold
but either way
it blows you up the same
and in highschool
i learned to make a bunch
of mailbombs
during my lunch
but i craft them with care each day
I just really wanna blow up you
i wanna mascerate you through and through
nobody will hear your scream today
i just really wanna
i just really wanna
kill you
i just wanna blow up you
what im sayin is
this is a mailbomb
blow all your hands off
you...im blowin up you
in Afghanistan
some dude taught me
to make real bombs
to put me in purgetory
but im not suicidal just like them
live in a shed
and mail the bombs away
the cop'll get red
tryin to find where I stay
im a major threat so watch for me
you can just be like them
in the cemetary round the bend
do you wanna join the happy crowd?
i just really wanna
i just really wanna
kill you
i just wanna blow up you
what im sayin is
this is a mailbomb
blow all your hands off
you...im blowin up you
shake it once thats fine
twice the wire releases
shake it three times, you just blew up yourself
you...i just wanna blow up you
what im sayin is
this is a mailbomb
blow all your hands off
see what my cause is
find what my flaw is
you...i just wanna blow up you
this is a mailbomb
blow all your hands off
see what my cause is
find what my flaw is
i'll make another mailbomb
i'll make another mailbomb
i'll make another mailbomb
i'll make another mailbomb
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