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Song Parodies -> "The Chlorine Drinking Song"
Original Song Title:
"Big Machine"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Goo Goo Dolls
Parody Song Title:
"The Chlorine Drinking Song"
Parody Written by:
Mikey F
The Lyrics
just dont ask...
Pool water is all I need
drinking all the chlorine, now
oh, Im so vain
Now my world is way too fast
but for now, my high wont last
i need water
I am high, and you dont care
drugs cause angor, drinkin sucks
Im still high, but you dont trust at all
and ill be drinking
Pools and vets and lonleyness
drink it up and leave the rest
and you might die
God, its good to be alive
And I drinking ceases
Im lyin there waitin for
Chlorine is tasty
Im high and waiting for you
blue water and all my sins
wait and stop and I begin
and Ill-Ill be drinking
feelin like a house on fire
What I fear is my desire
its hard to deal
I just love the way it feels
in this pool I drink alone
drownin in this blue water
and Im high on H2
I dont take any pills
pool water is beautiful
Its not a lie
I will drink until Im shot
And I drinking ceases
Im lyin there waitin for
Chlorine is tasty
Im high and waiting for you
Im high and waiting for you
Im high and waiting for you
And I cant believe the waters blue
God, its good to be alive
Im still high and waiting for you
And I cant beleive the waters blue
Im high and waiting for you
drinking all the chlorine, now
oh, Im so vain
Now my world is way too fast
but for now, my high wont last
i need water
I am high, and you dont care
drugs cause angor, drinkin sucks
Im still high, but you dont trust at all
and ill be drinking
Pools and vets and lonleyness
drink it up and leave the rest
and you might die
God, its good to be alive
And I drinking ceases
Im lyin there waitin for
Chlorine is tasty
Im high and waiting for you
blue water and all my sins
wait and stop and I begin
and Ill-Ill be drinking
feelin like a house on fire
What I fear is my desire
its hard to deal
I just love the way it feels
in this pool I drink alone
drownin in this blue water
and Im high on H2
I dont take any pills
pool water is beautiful
Its not a lie
I will drink until Im shot
And I drinking ceases
Im lyin there waitin for
Chlorine is tasty
Im high and waiting for you
Im high and waiting for you
Im high and waiting for you
And I cant believe the waters blue
God, its good to be alive
Im still high and waiting for you
And I cant beleive the waters blue
Im high and waiting for you
NOT based on a true story...
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I think I may have been drinking a bit too much chlorine when I wrote this...votes dont show it though...
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