-> "Rock Their Heart"
Original Song Title:
"Rock The House"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Rock Their Heart"
Parody Written by:
MrJ2006
The Lyrics
You say a snickers
You wanna fry that
Your such a fat ass
That's one big ass crack
And a twinkee too?
What are you a fool?
Your gettin' titties
Now that's disgusting
Now it's hard to move
Taking you to
Another landscape
In a year or two
You won't be highly animated if you keep eatin that
So if your heart is frozen I'ma die to see you chokin'
And when the Chef is fryin' and your eyes start to spin
I want y'all to just sit down
Now when the Chef is fryin' and then he starts cuttin'
I want y'all to just sit down
And when the Chef is fryin' and your eyes start to spin
I want y'all to just sit down
Now when the Chef is fryin' and then he starts cuttin'
I want y'all to JUST SIT DOWN
Cover your mouth and stop the drool
(How many people are fat enough?)
You're round as a globe and inhale your food
(How many people are fat enough?)
Wheres your hips and can you see your dick
(How many people are fat enough?)
Come on shake and bake isn't what it will take
(How many people are fat enough?)
Graviational pull
Oh how I feel really bad
Out of yourself on the buffet line
Scraping up everything including the juice
Party down with Emeril and Ronald
Sucking down the jam
Lookin' like a bag of blubber
And do the aqua boogie
Floppin' like a fish
How hurt is that wallet your titties is talking to me
It's awfully disgusting
Seeing all the lard and the booty
And when the Chef is fryin' and your eyes start to spin
I want y'all to just sit down
Now when the Chef is fryin' and then he starts cuttin'
I want y'all to just sit down
And when the Chef is fryin' and your eyes start to spin
I want y'all to just sit down
Now when the Chef is fryin' and then he starts cuttin'
I want y'all to JUST SIT DOWN
Cover your mouth and stop the drool
(How many people are fat enough?)
You're round as a globe and inhale your food
(How many people are fat enough?)
Wheres your hips and can you see your dick
(How many people are fat enough?)
Come on shake and bake isn't what it will take
(How many people are fat enough?)
Can you get past all the lard and the crisco
Going toe to toe with a heart attack
Get funky what's that smell, did you fuckin' fart
While you fat asses are inhalin' all the chocolate
Sharing menus while we at other places
Dipping the batter
In the chocolate
Big whales
Getting no action no
All hours while looking for a date
Blastin'
Chicken's attracting
I'ma toss my card in
Gettin' rich off these guys
Like they're on a crack bend
Jigging and wiggling
On the floor from another heart attact
No religion just gettin' their feed on
You'd think they were pigs
Negativity is all they'll receive
Better get out before you get ate
Sounds like a heard of elephants
Cover your mouth and stop the drool
(How many people are fat enough?)
You're round as a globe and inhale your food
(How many people are fat enough?)
Wheres your hips and can you see your dick
(How many people are fat enough?)
Come on shake and bake isn't what it will take
(How many people are fat enough?)
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