Song Parodies -> "Hair"

Original Song Title:

"Dare"

Original Performer:

Gorillaz ft. Shaun Ryder

Parody Song Title:

"Hair"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Sometimes the truth needs to be told...and that truth is that your mate's hair looks ridiculous.

What a mop
That you've got
Needs a lop
Cut it off
Silly sod
'Fraid you've got
Shit hair, ooh

Shit hair (oh-oh-oh)

You-ou thi-ink you're so hot, don't you?
Ca-an hea-ear you think it
But your weird 'do, bu-uddy (oh-oh-oh)
Is pure clo-own hai-air
I-I'll be-et ten tubs of gel's in
Too-oo shi-iny, bud
Looks like it's made out o-of plasti-ic (oh-oh-oh)
Shave it no-ow

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Ev'ry singl-le pa-art (ooh)
Makes me laugh rea-eal ha-ard (ooh-ooh-ooh)
Shit hair (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Look a clot
With that mop
Cut it off (ooh)
Stupid clod
'Fraid you've got
Shit hair, ooh

Shit hair (oh-oh-oh)

Wha-at's wi-ith the shape it's got, dude?
Hu-uge, lo-ong antennae
They're so very poi-ointy (oh-oh-oh)
Poke-eyes-ou-out hai-air
Loo-ook li-ike some anime twit
Tha-at Yu-ugi dork
Would say to roll it ba-ack a bi-it (oh-oh-oh)
Tone it do-own

Multi-colou-oured sha-ards (ooh)
Makin' me lau-augh ha-ard (ooh-ooh-ooh)
Shit hair (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
With that mop
You could lop
Off the top (ooh)
Of my crops
'Fraid you've got
Shit hair

Tryin' way too-oo ha-ard (ooh)
To look "cool", du-umba-arse (ooh-ooh-ooh)
Shit hair (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Gonna clock
Door frames lots
Or get lodged (ooh)
In 'em, clot
'Fraid you've got
Shit hair, ooh

Ju-ust ho-ow long does it take you
To-o cra-aft this bullshit?
Like, two ho-urs, ma-aybe (oh-oh-oh)?
For that clo-own hai-air
'Frai-aid I-I've got to be honest
Ti-ime we-ell spent, not
A Final Fantasy-y villai-ain (oh-oh-oh)
That's you no-ow

A-Abo-ove all, can't believe you
Ge-et a-all the ladies
Though you look so cra-azy (oh-oh-oh)
With your clo-own hai-air
I-I si-imply do not get it
I-I ca-an't afford
The tons of product tha-at you nee-eed (oh-oh-oh)
So I pou-out

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh (oh-oh-oh)

Your hair's crazy enough for two people!

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Max Power - March 06, 2017 - Report this comment

That person could use a trim from a lawn mower.

Matthias - March 07, 2017 - Report this comment

Were you referring to anybody in particular with this parody because it really sounds like you were talking about Coolio or Weird Al dressed as Coolio with the crazy hairstyle or perhaps Dennis Rodman with the crazy bright colors. Fun stuff!

Max Power - March 07, 2017 - Report this comment

You made me missed the Bulls glory days...

Blaydeman - March 09, 2017 - Report this comment

(Artistry) it got a little relative with the comedy. You used "clown hair", and other phrases several times. I would've liked to see some fun variation there. However, you crushed the choruses. When you'd get to the "Sh*t hair" part, it hit every time! Big smile on my face. I liked it a lot, just would've like you to play around more.

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