-> "Blackjack Dealer"
Original Song Title:
"Redneck Woman"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Blackjack Dealer"
The Lyrics
Well I am a dealer, sitting on my tush
No noone can ever beat me, with blackjack win or push
I am dealing, or i'm winning, I will still take all your cash
Hit you with a 23, in this game you won't last
Some people try to hit me, cause I took all their dough
In my wallet its the opposite you should see all my cash flow
Cause i'm a blackjack dealer and I get a 21
All the people try to beat me but man it can not be done
And if you raise your right hand I will hit you with more cards
But you almost attacked me and got ejected by guards
So heres to all the players that think that they can beat me
Your just skum and can't compare to a blackjack man like me
Oh yeah!
Been dealing in Foxwoods, still I can't be beat
Boy and I beat so many wannabees that they gave me a gold seat
Noone plays me, noone plays me, there all afraid they'll lose
But your one card from beating me, I hit you with 22
You might say i'm lucky, in this dealers game
Or maybe its just that you suck your playings really lame
Hey i'm a blackjack dealer and I get a 21
All the people try to beat me but man it can not be done
And if you raise your right hand I will hit you with more cards
But you almost attacked me and got ejected by guards
So heres to all the players that think that they can beat me
Your just skum and can't compare to a blackjack man like me
Oh yeah!
I'm a blackjack dealer and I get a 21
All the people try to beat me but man it can not be done
And if you raise your right hand I will hit you with more cards
But you almost attacked me and got ejected by guards
So heres to all the players that think that they can beat me
Your just skum and can't compare to a blackjack man like me
Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah!
I said oh yeah!
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