-> "Gothic Woman"
Original Song Title:
"Redneck Woman"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Gothic Woman"
The Lyrics
Well I ain't never
Been the barbie doll type
No I can't watch High School Musical
I'd rather watch The Omen all night
In a concert, Marilyn Manson
Or in a big ol' mosh pit
I've got posters on my wall of Evanescence and Emily Strange
Some people think I'm evil
But I don't give a rip
I'll stand outside in a cemetary with Rosemary's Baby on my hip
Cause I'm a Gothic woman
And I ain't no preppy broad
I'm just a product of pure darkness
And I say "Whatever" and "Life Sucks"
And I keep my Halloween lights on, on my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every Sisters Of Mercy song
So here's to all my sisters out there keepin' it creepy
Let me get a big "Hell Yeah" from the Gothic girls like me
Hell Yeah
Hell Yeah
Abrecrombie
Well their stuff's real nice
Oh but I can buy something in all black on the Hot Topic shelf half price
And just look spooky
Just spooky
Like Elvira on TV
No I don't need no girly clothes to make emo boys want me
You might think I'm punk rock
A little too hard core
But back in Translyvania
I'm just the girl next door
Cause I'm a Gothic woman
And I ain't no preppy broad
I'm just a product of pure darkness
And I say "Whatever" and "Life Sucks"
And I keep my Halloween lights on, on my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every Sioxsie And The Banshees song
So here's to all my sisters out there keepin' it creepy
Let me get a big "Hell Yeah" from the Gothic girls like me
Hell Yeah
Hell Yeah
I'm a Gothic woman
And I ain't no preppy broad
I'm just a product of pure darkness
And I say "Whatever" and "Life Sucks"
And I keep my Halloween lights on, on my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every Cure and Bauhaus song
So here's to all my sisters out there keepin' it creepy
Let me get a big "Hell Yeah" from the Gothic girls like me
Hell Yeah
Hell Yeah
Hell Yeah
Hell Yeah
Hell Yeah
Hell Yeah
Hell Yeah
I Said Hell Yeah
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