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Song Parodies -> "Colostomy Bag Girl"
Original Song Title:
"Hollaback Girl"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Gwen Stefani
Parody Song Title:
"Colostomy Bag Girl"
Parody Written by:
NeonPaul
The Lyrics
Uh huh, this my shit
Try not to stomp your feet in this
A few times it's fallen off my back,
But it's never just burst open like that
I'm a colostomy bag girl,
A colostomy bag girl
[2x]
Oooh, this my Shit, this my Shit [4x]
This one time I was trying to shit
And I didn't think that I could bare it
Didn't think it should hurt like that, so I rang my GP up
Said a virus had attacked, gonna need a pack
Never have to sit down when my shit comes out
That's right, I can walk around whilst my little bag fills up
A few times it's fallen off my back,
But it's never just burst open like that
I'm a colostomy bag girl,
A colostomy bag girl
[2x]
Oooh, this my Shit, this my Shit [4x]
So that's right dude, better get the bleaches
Shit on the floor and in my breaches
Both of us want to be the winner, but there can only be one
So I'm gonna shite, gonna give it my all
Smell could make you fall, worse than socks in bad shoes
That's right, I'm the last one standing, and my poo is starting to crust
A few times it's fallen off my back,
But it's never just burst open like that
I'm a colostomy bag girl,
A colostomy bag girl
[2x]
Oooh, this my Shit, this my Shit [4x]
Let me tell you that this shit is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
This shit is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
Again, this shit is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
This shit is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
A few times it's fallen off my back,
But it's never just burst open like that
I'm a colostomy bag girl,
A colostomy bag girl
[2x]
Oooh, this my Shit, this my Shit [4x]
Try not to stomp your feet in this
A few times it's fallen off my back,
But it's never just burst open like that
I'm a colostomy bag girl,
A colostomy bag girl
[2x]
Oooh, this my Shit, this my Shit [4x]
This one time I was trying to shit
And I didn't think that I could bare it
Didn't think it should hurt like that, so I rang my GP up
Said a virus had attacked, gonna need a pack
Never have to sit down when my shit comes out
That's right, I can walk around whilst my little bag fills up
A few times it's fallen off my back,
But it's never just burst open like that
I'm a colostomy bag girl,
A colostomy bag girl
[2x]
Oooh, this my Shit, this my Shit [4x]
So that's right dude, better get the bleaches
Shit on the floor and in my breaches
Both of us want to be the winner, but there can only be one
So I'm gonna shite, gonna give it my all
Smell could make you fall, worse than socks in bad shoes
That's right, I'm the last one standing, and my poo is starting to crust
A few times it's fallen off my back,
But it's never just burst open like that
I'm a colostomy bag girl,
A colostomy bag girl
[2x]
Oooh, this my Shit, this my Shit [4x]
Let me tell you that this shit is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
This shit is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
Again, this shit is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
This shit is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
A few times it's fallen off my back,
But it's never just burst open like that
I'm a colostomy bag girl,
A colostomy bag girl
[2x]
Oooh, this my Shit, this my Shit [4x]
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grosssssss.......
Wasn't expecting great things based on some of the other "Hollaback Girl" parodies I've seen, but I was impressed. Was also quite funny; for a poop parody. 4-4-4.
This shit is much better than the original. 5-5-5 I'd like to hit Gwen Stefani in the face with a colostomy bag just for releasing this song.
funnier than the average Hollaback Girl parody 4-3-4
LOL MrMacphisto. I'm sure a full colostomy bag, no doubt. Oh, this gets a 455.
This gets a 5-5-5 because hollaback girl is stupid and they play that sh*t on hip hop stations
Freaking Funny!
I didn't actually think this one would get a good review, thanks guys!
ROFL_LAWL-ROFLCOPTER-LOLipops-WAFFLE ~1111!!!!!!!!!!
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