-> "Workin' Farm Hand"
Original Song Title:
"Hollaback"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Workin' Farm Hand"
Parody Written by:
brn2bfnny11
The Lyrics
Uhh-huh, we need s**t
Thirty pounds by the looks of it
CHORUS:
All my life, been on this farm
I just need s**t, don't mean no harm
I'm just a workin' farm hand
(Just a workin' farm hand)
Everyday wake up at 3
Just to shovel round mounds of poopie
I'm just a workin' farm hand
(Just a workin' farm hand)
Oo-Oo, we need s**t
We need s___
Oo-Oo, we need S___
We need s**t
Oo-Oo, We need Shhh
We need Sh__
Oo-Oo, we need s***
We need s***
VERSE 1:
I heard that yous was talkin' bout sh__
And yous didn't think that I's would hear it
Us folk hear you talkin' bout that
Gettin' every farmer fired up
I wanna set a price, can only pay so much
My boss wants some high quality poopie
That's right, you'll set your gaurd down, sell at my low, hand-picked price.
CHORUS
Oo-Oo, we need shh
We need shh
(X4)
So that's right dude, meet at the market
No hidded fees, no tax or interest
All farmers want to be the high bidder, but there can only be one
So I'm gonna fight, gonna give it my all
Gonna make you sell at my own price
That's right I'm the last one standing, yous other farmers in yer face
CHORUS
Oo-Oo, We need shhh
We need UH-OH
(X4)
Holy Moley, Oh My Gaw, This Sh**
Is expensive
E-X-P-N-S-V-E
This poop-poop
Is expensive!
E-X-P-N-S-V-E!
Again this shhh
Too expensive
E-X-P-N-S-V-E
This poop-poop
Is expensive!
E-X-P-N-S-V-E!
CHORUS
Oo-Oo, I's got s***
I's got s***
(X4)
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