-> "Cheekacrack Girl"
Original Song Title:
"Hollaback Girl"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Cheekacrack Girl"
Parody Written by:
Laura Busch
The Lyrics
Uh huh, these pants will fit
All the girls wear your pants like this
So you've got a tattoo on your back
But it's no reason to wear 'em like that
Don't you be no cheekacrack girl
Don't be no cheekacrack girl
[2x]
Uh no, those pants don't fit, those pants don't fit [4x]
I saw you, you were walking by
And you didn't think anyone could see it
People see you walking like that, getting all the guys fired up
They're ready to attack, the girl's got some back
Gonna give you my sweater, tie it "round your waist
That's right, pull it way way down, keeping everything covered up
Those new shorts are showing off your thigh
But the other side's riding way too high
Don't you be no cheekacrack girl
Don't be no cheekacrack girl
[2x]
Uh no, those pants don't fit, those pants don't fit [4x]
That night, girl, we were in the bleachers
No underwear, beneath your boxers
Both of us stood to cheer the winner, but the view ended my fun
Now that skirt's not right, so meet me at the mall
Gonna buy some pants, gonna give 'em to you
That's right, look where you're standing, I'm the only one you can trust
Everybody's staring at your back
Now show yourself some more respect than that
Don't you be no cheekacrack girl
Don't be no cheekacrack girl
[2x]
Uh no, those pants don't fit, those pants don't fit [4x]
Your running shorts say, you like Adiddas
A-D-I-D-D-A-S
Your shorts say Adiddas
A-D-I-D-D-A-S
Your shorts say Adiddas
A-D-I-D-D-A-S
Your shorts say Adiddas
A-D-I-D-D-A-S
Everybody's staring at your back
Now show yourself some more respect than that
Don't you be no cheekacrack girl
Don't be no cheekacrack girl
[2x]
Uh no, those pants don't fit, those pants don't fit [4x]
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