Song Parodies -> "(I Think That) I'm A Fat Girl (Anorexic Version)"

Original Song Title:

"Hollaback Girl"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Gwen Stefani

Parody Song Title:

"(I Think That) I'm A Fat Girl (Anorexic Version)"

Parody Written by:

Nataleee

The Lyrics

This song is about an anorexic girl who desperately needs food. All of her friends are being her "cheerleaders" trying to encourage her in this song to eat something and stop exercising so much. It is hilarious!!!! It is indicated when the anorexic girl sings and when everyone else sings.

(Everyone singing to anorexic girl)
Uh huh, she's anorexic
All those girls starve themselves like this

(Anorexic girl sings)
A "few times" I run around this track
And I'm not just gonna pass out like that
'Cause I think that I'm a fat girl
and I don't wanna be a fat girl
2X

(Everyone else)
Oooh... you're anorexic
You're anorexic
4X

(Anorexic girl)
You heard that I've been starving
And you didn't think that I would hear it
People see me skipping my meals
It's getting everybody fired up
But I'm gonna starve
Gonna give it my all
Gonna exercise 'til I pass out
That's right I'm an anorexic girl
And it's getting everybody fired up

Ten times I run around that track
And I'm not just gonna pass out like that
'Cause I think that I'm a fat girl
And I don't wanna be a fat girl
2X

(Everyone else)
Ooh... eat somethin' eat somethin'
4X

They even said that they would tell the teachers
I said to shut up but everyone says, "Feed her..."
They say I need to eat something
I wish everybody would shut up

Twenty times I run around this track
And I'm not just gonna pass out like that
'Cause I think that I'm a fat girl
And I don't wanna be a fat girl
2X

(Everyone else)
Would you please eat a Big Mac
B-I-G-Space-M-A-C!!!
Please eat a Big Mac
B-I-G-Space-M-A-C!!!!
Will you please eat a Big Mac
B-I-G-Space-M-A-C!!!!
Just eat a Big Mac
B-I-G-Space-M-A-C!!!!

(Anorexic girl)
Thirty times I've run around that track
And I'm not just gonna pass out like that
'Cause I think that I'm a fat girl
And I don't wanna be a fat girl
Now I ain't no big and fat girl
And I don't wanna be a fatter girl
2X

Ooh...Please eat somethin'
Please eat somethin'!!!!
4X

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Below Average Dave - June 22, 2007 - Report this comment

Lots of names I don't recognize today, but I do recognize the infamous "Hollaback Girl" which has been dubbed one of the toughest songs to parody on AmIRight. I think you did very well with it though, the choruses got a bit repeatitive for a perfect, but still very funny. . .varying a chorus is totally optional and on some songs isn't necessary to be funny, however in this one it could have moved this from funny to down right hilarious. You clearly belong here, so let me get you started with a positive comment!

Karen__* - May 09, 2008 - Report this comment

You shouldn'd make fun of anorexy! Anorexy it's a dangerous ill, you shouldn't laugh at it! I know what I say, cause I've been through it! It's horrible for us that people talk about it and laugh!

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