-> "Sith Lord"
Original Song Title:
"Rich Girl"
Parody Song Title:
"Sith Lord"
The Lyrics
(Anakin Skywalker):
If I were a Sith lord
Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
See I'd have all the power in the world, if I were the Dark Side's lord
Noone could beat me, defeat me, my dark reign would never ever end
'Cause I'd have all the power in the world, if I were a Dark Sith lord
Think what that power could bring
I'd own everything
From Endor to Mustafar
In my black imposing gown
If you called me a cruel czar
Blow your planet up with my Death Star
A gaint green lazer messing up your entire town
All the Jedi council won't mean anything
All the Jedi council die and I will reign supreme
All the Jedi council, led by muppet green
Forget the Jedi council, my power's only gonna grow, and I know
If I were a Sith lord
Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
See I'd have all the power in the world, if I were the Dark Side's lord
Noone could beat me, defeat me, my dark reign would never ever end
'Cause I'd have all the power in the world, if I were a Dark Sith lord
I'd get me two crimson light sabers, glue
Them together and use them to destroy you
And cool force lightning; that'd be insane
Be Darth Something-or-other
With my mind your throat I'd smother
And the Light Side, baby, won't mean anything
All the Light Side's powers back to life my wife won't bring
All the Light Side, baby, won't make me a king
If my son kills me, maybe, I'll repent and then Light I will go
(Palpatine):
Come together, 'cross the galaxy
From the swamps of Naboo up to Cloud City
Hail! Your new lord
Hail! The Dark Force
Hail! (Bow to Vader, Bow to Vader, Bow to Vader, Bow to Vader)
Hail!
A long time ago, far far away
Pupil from Tatooine, black and proud, he's Va-
Der! Playa hat-
Ers! Be afraid-
Er! (Bow to Vader, Bow to Vader, Bow to Vader, Bow to Vader)
Grr!
We'll blow your planet up, Death Star drive-by
Sith that ruled the hood, hey, it's our second try
(Original gangstas. Word!)
The Jedi won't try these things (no)
See Darth Vader all in black, I am his master, people
Obi-Wan is wack!
Attack! We got power that's wicked
You know we will mess you up
I feel all the rage swelling up within your heart
Now you ain't nothin' but Dark
(Anakin Skywalker):
If I were a Sith lord
Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
See I'd have all the power in the world, if I were the Dark Side's lord
Noone could beat me, defeat me, my dark reign would never ever end
'Cause I'd have all the power in the world, if I were a Dark Sith lord
Mwa ha ha ha ha ha
Mwa ha ha ha ha ha
Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Mwa ha ha ha ha ha
Mwa ha ha ha ha ha
Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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