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Song Parodies -> "Bitch Girl"
Original Song Title:
"Rich Girl"
Original Performer:
Gwen Stefani & Eve
Parody Song Title:
"Bitch Girl"
Parody Written by:
Pink Panther
The Lyrics
This parody is about my ex and his new girlfriend. I stole his heart earlier this year, but a blonde girl who's about as stupid as him, if not stupider, took his heart from me. He told me, "See you around" and disappeared, and the next day I saw him and Blondie kissing by his locker like we used to do. He saw me staring at him and told me, "We're through", then went back to kissing her. My friends (though all their names have been changed) made me feel better about the whole thing, and I'm over him, though I can't help but say mean but true things about him. And so I wrote a parody about it. He asked me if I hated him now, and I told him, "Um, yes", and walked away. It felt good, and so does writing this!
La la la la la la
La la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la
La la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la la la
[CHORUS:]
Dumped me for a bitch girl
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
But I think you're perfect for each other
She's you, except she's a girl
You're both good looking, but stupid, you both have an IQ of seven
So I think you're perfect for each other
She's you, except she's a girl
Now she's wearing your ring
You're having a fling
I used to wear your ring but
You took it back, now it's hers
Saw you two cramming at lunch
You made out last night, I have a hunch
Makes me gag to see you and Blondie holding hands, in love
I'm over you, bastard, but it makes me sick
Just to see you, bastard, making out with that dumb chick
I'm over you, bastard, though you can kiss well
You used to kiss me that way
But now you are with a bimbo like you
[CHORUS:]
Dumped me for a bitch girl
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
But I think you're perfect for each other
She's you, except she's a girl
You're both good looking, but stupid, you both have an IQ of seven
So I think you're perfect for each other
She's you, except she's a girl
Fortunately I have got my girls to
Console me and make me laugh about you
I'd like to thank them, I've changed their names (though)
Claire, Kelly, Lisa, Missy
Bash my ex 'cause it will save me
I'm over you, bastard, but it makes me sick
Just to see you, bastard, making out with that dumb chick
I'm over you, bastard, though you can kiss well
You used to kiss me that way
But now you are with a bimbo like you
God, what hell did I see in you?
Guess it was your good looks, and your eyes so blue
What? Wasn't love
What? It was lust
What? (doesn't matter, doesn't matter, doesn't matter, doesn't matter) What?
God, what hell did I see in you?
Guess it was your good looks, and your eyes so blue
What? Wasn't love
What? It was lust
What? (doesn't matter, doesn't matter, doesn't matter, doesn't matter)
You went and made my life turn upside down
Chick went, blew ya mind, you told me "see ya 'round"
One day later I saw you two (mmm)
You saw me then said "we're through" (oh)
Asked me "Do you hate me now?"
No sugarcoating it I loathe you now so ciao
I should be above bashing you but
I can't help but say mean stuff
Well it's not like the stuff I say isn't true
Do you not like it? Oh, well, tough
[CHORUS:]
Dumped me for a bitch girl
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
But I think you're perfect for each other
She's you, except she's a girl
You're both good looking, but stupid, you both have an IQ of seven
So I think you're perfect for each other
She's you, except she's a girl
La la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la
La la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la la la
[CHORUS:]
Dumped me for a bitch girl
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
But I think you're perfect for each other
She's you, except she's a girl
You're both good looking, but stupid, you both have an IQ of seven
So I think you're perfect for each other
She's you, except she's a girl
Now she's wearing your ring
You're having a fling
I used to wear your ring but
You took it back, now it's hers
Saw you two cramming at lunch
You made out last night, I have a hunch
Makes me gag to see you and Blondie holding hands, in love
I'm over you, bastard, but it makes me sick
Just to see you, bastard, making out with that dumb chick
I'm over you, bastard, though you can kiss well
You used to kiss me that way
But now you are with a bimbo like you
[CHORUS:]
Dumped me for a bitch girl
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
But I think you're perfect for each other
She's you, except she's a girl
You're both good looking, but stupid, you both have an IQ of seven
So I think you're perfect for each other
She's you, except she's a girl
Fortunately I have got my girls to
Console me and make me laugh about you
I'd like to thank them, I've changed their names (though)
Claire, Kelly, Lisa, Missy
Bash my ex 'cause it will save me
I'm over you, bastard, but it makes me sick
Just to see you, bastard, making out with that dumb chick
I'm over you, bastard, though you can kiss well
You used to kiss me that way
But now you are with a bimbo like you
God, what hell did I see in you?
Guess it was your good looks, and your eyes so blue
What? Wasn't love
What? It was lust
What? (doesn't matter, doesn't matter, doesn't matter, doesn't matter) What?
God, what hell did I see in you?
Guess it was your good looks, and your eyes so blue
What? Wasn't love
What? It was lust
What? (doesn't matter, doesn't matter, doesn't matter, doesn't matter)
You went and made my life turn upside down
Chick went, blew ya mind, you told me "see ya 'round"
One day later I saw you two (mmm)
You saw me then said "we're through" (oh)
Asked me "Do you hate me now?"
No sugarcoating it I loathe you now so ciao
I should be above bashing you but
I can't help but say mean stuff
Well it's not like the stuff I say isn't true
Do you not like it? Oh, well, tough
[CHORUS:]
Dumped me for a bitch girl
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
But I think you're perfect for each other
She's you, except she's a girl
You're both good looking, but stupid, you both have an IQ of seven
So I think you're perfect for each other
She's you, except she's a girl
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Great work on a not-so-great OS. Has an Alannis Morrissette feel to it. "She's you, except she's a girl", and "Do you not like it? Oh, well, tough" were my favorite lines.
Thanks Red Ant! I kind of like the original song, but I made a parody of it anyway. And I like Alanis Morissette, so that's good too. I like those two lines too. I'm glad you liked it!
Oh, CRAP! I put "God, what hell" when I meant to put in "God, what the hell"... oh, well, now maybe people will give me more pacing points for making this correction....
GET OVER IT! BITCH GIRL!
Hmm... Ciara, I believe I stated in my parody that I was over it but still wanted to write about it. Well, you know... a mindless idiot is born every day. Hang in there. I wonder if YOU'RE the Bitch Girl I was writing about in the first place, 'cause you sure act like her...
You know, Pink Panther! This parody reminds me when I broke up with a black girl because she got me fired many months ago. Though, my parents told me to break up with her. If I ever see her again, I will have a serious heart attack! Anyways, great job on the parody! How about checking out my Harry Potter album, "Order Of The Phoenix"? 555:)
Thanks Raddog... if that happened to me I'd dump the person too. I will check out your album. BTW, I saw the damn guy again. Visit my parody "We're No Longer Together" to see what that was like.
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