-> "Tiger's Chokehold"
Original Song Title:
"Cupid's Chokehold"
Parody Song Title:
"Tiger's Chokehold"
The Lyrics
Ba ba da da
Ba ba da da
Ba ba da da
Ba ba da da
Ba ba da da
Take a look at my animal friend
She's the only one I got (ba ba da da)
Not much of food
I never seem to get a lot (ba ba da da, ba ba da da)
It's been some time since I last ate
This is gonna sound like a bad joke
But momma I fell in love again
It's safe to say I have a new animal friend
And I know it sounds so old
But tiger got me in a chokehold
And I'm afraid I might give in
Towels on the mat my white flag is wavin'
I mean she even cooks me pancakes
And Alka Seltzer when my tummy aches
If that ain't love then I don't know what love is
We even got a secret handshake
And she loves the music that my band makes
I know I'm young but if I had to choose her or the sun
I'd be one nocturnal son of a gun
(ba ba da da, ba ba da da)
Take a look at my animal friend
She's the only one I got (ba ba da da)
Not much of food
I never seem to get a lot (ba ba da da, ba ba da da)
Take a look at my animal friend
She's the only one I got (ba ba da da)
Not much of food
I never seem to get a lot (ba ba da da, ba ba da da)
It's been awhile since we ate last and I'm tryin' hard not to eat fast
But dad I'm finally thinkin' I may have found the one
Type of food that will make you way proud of your son
And I know you heard the last song about the animal crackers that didn't last long
But I promise this is on a whole new plane
I can tell by the way she says my name (ba ba da da)
I love it when she calls my phone
She even got her very own ringtone
If that ain't love then I don't know what love is (ba ba da da)
It's gonna be a long drive home but I know as soon as I arrive home
And I open the door take off my coat and throw my bag on the floor
She'll be back into my mouth once more for sure
Take a look at my animal friend
She's the only one I got (ba ba da da)
Not much of food
I never seem to get a lot (ba ba da da, ba ba da da)
She's got a smile that would make the most senile
Annoying old man bite the animal cracker in half
I'm not done
She's got eyes comparable to sunrise
And it doesn't stop there
Man I swear
She's got porcelain skin of course she's a ten
And now she's even got her own song
But movin' on
She's got the cutest animal shape I ever seen
And it can be in my mouth for three hours
Not crunching at all
And I would still cherish every moment
And when I start to build my future she's the main component
Call it dumb call it luck call it love or whatever you call it but
Everywhere I go I keep her picture in my mouth
Take a look at my animal friend
She's the only one I got (ba ba da da)
Not much of food
I never seem to get a lot (ba ba da da, ba ba da da)
Take a look at my animal friend
She's the only one I got (ba ba da da)
Not much of food
I never seem to get a lot (ba ba da da, ba ba da da)
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