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Song Parodies -> "Artificial Womb"
Original Song Title:
"Soldiers of Doom"
Original Performer:
Hexen
Parody Song Title:
"Artificial Womb"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Since the late 1990s, the Japanese (with US support) have tried to create an artificial external womb and in 15 years have come a long way from pure research to constructing a working model that has been tested on animals. They predict human beings will be next, enabling women w/o uterus or otherwise not able to have children will be able to have a child through the AW. The immediate medical use will be for premature babies extending the earliest births to a safe level when the child may be placed in an incubator. And even possible will be the outrageous idea that a man could get an embedden implant AW to carry a child (Like Schwarzenegger in "Junior")!!!
Everyone has heard of
The test tube baby
But now an artificial womb?
Well… maybe…
Researchers in Japan
Best obstetrician gynecologists
Had idea since 1997
Supported by leading US scientists
An artificial womb
Made of acrylic material
With synthetic amniotic fluid
Seems so unreal, still a big deal
Yet they assembled it
40 inches
With synthetic fluids
O2 and nutrient systems
(Chorus)
What is the purpose?
For a woman?
To give them a child
Without a man?
Or enable an implant
Embedded in a man?
To carry a child
Eliminating a woman?
Abomination? Man’s creation
Science break-through, or media sensation?
Abomination? Man’s creation
Science break-through, or media sensation?
They tried on animals
Goats were first
The wombs proved successful
Several births
Most useful
if a child born premature
Before 24 weeks
hard to ensure
(Survival, in an incubator)
The artificial womb
Can take a child premature
At 15 weeks, then
Pass to incubator at 24
What is the purpose?
For a woman?
To give them a child
Without a man?
Or enable an implant
Embedded in a man?
To carry a child
Eliminating a woman?
Abomination? Man’s creation
Science break-through, or media sensation?
Abomination? Man’s creation
Science break-through, or media sensation?
Above of all,
The AW gives new hope
To women that can’t give birth
In the external AW a child can grow!!!
At least it’s not a clone freak side-show…
The test tube baby
But now an artificial womb?
Well… maybe…
Researchers in Japan
Best obstetrician gynecologists
Had idea since 1997
Supported by leading US scientists
An artificial womb
Made of acrylic material
With synthetic amniotic fluid
Seems so unreal, still a big deal
Yet they assembled it
40 inches
With synthetic fluids
O2 and nutrient systems
(Chorus)
What is the purpose?
For a woman?
To give them a child
Without a man?
Or enable an implant
Embedded in a man?
To carry a child
Eliminating a woman?
Abomination? Man’s creation
Science break-through, or media sensation?
Abomination? Man’s creation
Science break-through, or media sensation?
They tried on animals
Goats were first
The wombs proved successful
Several births
Most useful
if a child born premature
Before 24 weeks
hard to ensure
(Survival, in an incubator)
The artificial womb
Can take a child premature
At 15 weeks, then
Pass to incubator at 24
What is the purpose?
For a woman?
To give them a child
Without a man?
Or enable an implant
Embedded in a man?
To carry a child
Eliminating a woman?
Abomination? Man’s creation
Science break-through, or media sensation?
Abomination? Man’s creation
Science break-through, or media sensation?
Above of all,
The AW gives new hope
To women that can’t give birth
In the external AW a child can grow!!!
At least it’s not a clone freak side-show…
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Sort of like the test tube baby they created. ;-) Here are three bouncing baby 5's! :-)
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