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Song Parodies -> "I'm Transgender"
Original Song Title:
"So Yesterday"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Hilary Duff
Parody Song Title:
"I'm Transgender"
Parody Written by:
Lucy
The Lyrics
No offense to any transgender people here. I don't like Hilary Duff, so I figured this would be a perfect topic because my lyrics go along well, and plus I think her older sister is a pre-op transsexual.
You can change your clothes (if you wanna)
You can change your sex (if you wanna)
You can change your mind
And that's the way it goes
Well I am a boy outside
But a girl inside
And you can't change that
BRIDGE
At least not today not today not today...
Cause...
CHORUS
I'm a transgender if you will
When I'm trannie that means
I'm the wrong gender, wrong gender
I'm a boy but I feel like a girl
Laugh at me if you will
But I wear a dress and lipstick cause
I'm the wrong gender, wrong gender,
Haven't you heard that I'm completely sane
So sane
You can make me wear a suit
You can cut my hair
You can wash my face
You can take my lace
Thank you
I made my mind up
To change
When I noticed I was really girly
Do you see a single beer
Ain't gonna drink any here
BRIDGE
CHORUS
If you're staring funny at me
I'm staring back at you
I'm taking hormones
And all that is left to do
Is get a gender reassignment surgery
If I don't feel like a boy
I guess I'm a girl
BRIDGE
CHORUS
(Fade out)
You can change your sex (if you wanna)
You can change your mind
And that's the way it goes
Well I am a boy outside
But a girl inside
And you can't change that
BRIDGE
At least not today not today not today...
Cause...
CHORUS
I'm a transgender if you will
When I'm trannie that means
I'm the wrong gender, wrong gender
I'm a boy but I feel like a girl
Laugh at me if you will
But I wear a dress and lipstick cause
I'm the wrong gender, wrong gender,
Haven't you heard that I'm completely sane
So sane
You can make me wear a suit
You can cut my hair
You can wash my face
You can take my lace
Thank you
I made my mind up
To change
When I noticed I was really girly
Do you see a single beer
Ain't gonna drink any here
BRIDGE
CHORUS
If you're staring funny at me
I'm staring back at you
I'm taking hormones
And all that is left to do
Is get a gender reassignment surgery
If I don't feel like a boy
I guess I'm a girl
BRIDGE
CHORUS
(Fade out)
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Not bad! Sure, there are inaccuracies here and there, but great picture of transgenders! I can't blame you for not liking Duff, but she's much better than Britney!
I have a friend who has gone through sex change. She usually wears t-shirts and jeans, doesn't do flashy make-up or wear fancy dresses, and is completely indistinguishable from ordinary women. The only thing you can tell her past is her hands - they are larger than on an ordinary woman.
Thanks. I'm sorry though. I was bored.
It has a good pacing on and it's pretty funny. However, I don't like the fact that you dissed her. So I rate you 5:4:3 for pacing:funny:overall.
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