Here I am again
Cleaning the kitchen
Wearing bunny slippers
Both hands on the mop
How am I supposed to stop?
Overwhelmed by toenail clippers
First you wanna say hi
Now you're saying good bye
Why you got a problem with me?
It's so hard to let you in
Thinking you might want to rob my house


Baggy shirt and blue jeans
Lima, green and baked beans
Gotta dress the ghetto way
The traffic on the road
Kiss me like a toad
you have to abbreviate
I told you that I hate bratwurst
That icky stuff must be cursed
I gotta get a brain!!!!!!!!!



(spoken)
I can't keep running back to poo
Every time I eat some glue
Or paste or tape or construction paper
It's so hard to digest
It would be to your best interest
To eat some real edible products

Is she just my grandma?
So is he my paw paw?
Wow they are really old
It's so hard to let you go
When you sing the song "let it snow"

You know that turns me on
When at the crack of dawn
You shave off your face
The traffic on the highway
Messing up my whole day
It's like a big old race
You tell me that I am ugly
I don't care, you smell like pee
I wanna take the train

To a state where I
Can go out to dine
Where you're out of site
Im out of my mind
But the truth is
I can't even spell my name!!!!!!

Here he is again
Asking for the mail
Standing at my doorstep
Both hands on the knob
Want some corn on the cob?
Let's go running through the field

Push me on the ground
Why'd you push me down?
Gotta make a birthday cake
Yummy yummy yum
Hah my lyrics are so dumb
Is this making you insane?
You can tell me that you hate this song
I don't care cause you'd be wrong
I gotta get a brain!!!!