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Song Parodies -> "Fart, Fart"

Original Song Title:

"Wake Up"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Hilary Duff

Parody Song Title:

"Fart, Fart"

Parody Written by:

Billy Bob Joe

The Lyrics

Chill, all you Hilary Duff fans. I like Hilary Duff, too. But I've always wanted to write a parody about farting. I was originally going to make a farting parody about Britney Spears, since I hate her, but I couldn't redo any of her songs, it just didn't work. So I was listening to my iPod and I came across Wake Up, and I immediately went, that's the song I'm doing. So it has nothing to do with me hating Hilary Duff, because I like her. That said, enjoy! (Sorry if it doesn't rhyme well.)
There's people farting
They fart around me
They smell real bad
I think I need a nose plug
But they don't know that they
Disgust me

Give me some black beans
Give me some blue cheese
I'm gonna fart and
It's not to please
'Cause I need to go
Need to get revenge
Tonight

I eat some green cheese on a Saturday night
I try to make myself fart
Try to make it alright
I know I make mistakes
But I'm farting today
Farting isn't easy but it's okay

[CHORUS:]
Fart, fart! Fart, fart
On a Saturday night
Could be green cheese
Maybe liver it smells like
Bird crap! Cow pies! Maybe rotten eggs
There's someone to disgust any way my farts smell
Tonight
Tonight
Yeah, tonight

The city's farting
The stench is 'round me
People just farting
Sick of the same old odor
And they need to go
And get away from me
Tonight

I eat some green cheese on a Saturday night
I try to make myself fart
Try to make it alright
I know I make mistakes
But I'm farting today
Farting isn't easy but it's okay

[CHORUS:]
Fart, fart! Fart, fart
On a Saturday night
Could be green cheese
Maybe liver it smells like
Bird crap! Cow pies! Maybe rotten eggs
There's someone to disgust any way my farts smell
Tonight
Tonight
Yeah, tonight

People farting 'round you
Everywhere that you go
People farting 'round you
They're reallly disgusting
Everybody's farting like they're on a big show
Everybody's farting
They're really disgusting now
(They're really disgusting)
(They're really disgusting)
And forever

Fart, fart! Fart, fart!
(Fart, fart. Fart, fart.)
Fart, fart! Fart, fart!
(Fart, fart. Fart, fart.)

[CHORUS:]
Fart, fart! Fart, fart
On a Saturday night
Could be green cheese
Maybe liver it smells like
Bird crap! Cow pies! Maybe rotten eggs
There's someone to disgust any way I fart-

Fart, fart! Fart, fart
On a Saturday night
Could be green cheese
Maybe liver it smells like
Bird crap! Cow pies! Maybe rotten eggs
There's someone to disgust any way my farts smell
Tonight
Tonight
Yeah, tonight
So basically the song is about how the entire city that Hilary lives in is farting, and she's disgusted, so she decides to go out Saturday night and fart. And the stench will be so nasty because of what she ate that she'll disgust everyone the way they disgusted her. I hope you enjoyed my parody and leave a comment.P.S. Farting IS disgusting, which is why I wrote about how Hilary's disgusted by farts. If someone you know disgusts you by farting all the time, do what Hilary did- FART BACK!
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Pacing: 3.5
How Funny: 3.8
Overall Rating: 3.9
Total Votes: 11

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DreamBeaver - January 06, 2006 - Report this comment
WORST.....PARODY.....EVER!
Someone - January 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Um, whoever said that was a bad parody must have no mind. This made me laugh for a while. I wish the people who made these could delete people's comments, because that stupid DreamBeaver doesn't understand how funny this is.
T - January 06, 2006 - Report this comment
I agree with Someone. DreamBeaver, how old are you? Six?
YouKnowYouWantMe - January 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Rock on! =) LOL it was pretty funny... but how many times do you have to say the word "fart" or "farting" or "farts" in a song? Anyway, yeah, I liked it.
What kind of name is DreamBeaver?! - January 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Oh, DreamBeaver is to little to talk about farts. How cute. And what kind of name is DreamBeaver anyway? Oh, wait, I know. A LITTLE KID'S NAME!
FART! - January 06, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL that was funny. Whoa. All the people who liked this parody posted within five minutes of each other. Am I a dork for noticing that? LOL I'm confused, oh well, by the way DreamBeaver I bet you're not even six. You're probably four.
DreamBeaver - January 06, 2006 - Report this comment
"OH, MY NAME IS DREAMBEAVER. I'M STUPID AND I THINK FART PARODIES ARE THE WORST..... PARODY..... EVER!S. BECAUSE I AM TWO YEARS OLD AND I DON'T SAY FART. I'VE NEVER EVEN SAID STUPID, EVEN THOUGH I MYSELF AM STUPID." As you may have noticed, I'm not DreamBeevus The Retard. I'm just mimicking her to show what her comment means and how stupid I think she is. Or he, if he's gay. Even if she's a she, she might be.
Hello - January 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Not too bad
Shelly K - January 07, 2006 - Report this comment
I loved this parody and was shocked to see DreamBeevus (LOL) saying it was the WORST...PARODY...EVER! She must be a five-year-old mama's girl. DreamBeaver sucks and this parody rocks.
o_O - January 16, 2006 - Report this comment
ROFL
Billy Bob Joe - January 17, 2006 - Report this comment
I don't care about DreamBeaver, if she said that it's her choice and no one else needs to mock her, because it's her opinion. But whatever. o_O, are you laughing at the parody or the comments? I'd be very curious to know that.
Bob - January 21, 2006 - Report this comment
dream beaver can say wateva dey want cuz it really wunt dat funny at all ppl mite think itz funny dat r hilry buff fanz yall just some lamez
Billy Bob Joe - January 22, 2006 - Report this comment
I really don't care what other people say and I just wrote this when I was bored, so I don't care if it sucks. It's just fun writing parodies. I agree with Bob, DreamBeaver can say whatever she wants. I don't care if you don't like it, but don't make fun of people because they don't. Thank you and good night.
faith - February 18, 2006 - Report this comment
i think it is mean of you who ever did is going to be in big ??
Billy Bob Joe - June 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Amen to that, Faith. Nobody will be in trouble, but I wish they could be for making fun of someone who didn't like my parody.
Pink Panther - June 22, 2006 - Report this comment
So it's your first parody. Everybody's first parody sucks. They don't get the pacing right at all and usually write about a confusing topic. Hell... my first parody was borrowed from another author's parody! I give you credit for being original and not stealing someone else's idea. Don't quit writing parodies just because of the stupid comments some people have made on here. I'm not talking about DreamBeaver, YouKnowYouWantMe, Hello, o_O, Bob, or Faith, either... though I had some trouble trying to understand what the hell Bob was saying. 243
Arwen - June 22, 2006 - Report this comment
For the record, I would like to say that my first parody did not suck. Thank you, and good night.
Pink Panther to Arwen - July 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Sorry Arwen... I was referring to most people. I know my first parody sucked. Oh, by the way Billy Bob Joe... if you want, I can help you redo this parody if you email me. Drop by my MySpace and I'll give you my e-mail.
Billy Bob Joe to Pink Panther - July 08, 2006 - Report this comment
I'd love to redo this with your help, Pink Panther! Let's start today.
Anonomous - March 06, 2007 - Report this comment
ROFL---Very Funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You stink, Someone! - September 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Hey, Someone! You're the one who has no mind. You think that it's funny?! What are you, five years old?! Grow up! The same goes for all for all of you find this funny.
Grow up, Billy Bob Joe! - September 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Were you on drugs when you came up with that parody? You ought to act your age.
Someone - February 10, 2010 - Report this comment
I take back what I typed about saying that this was a bad parody must have no mind. I have no mind because I'm stupid for finding it funny. I also take back wishing that the people who made comments against the parody could delete them. I'm better having my first comment deleted. And DreamBeaver, you're not the one who's stupid. I am.
Sc**w you, Someone! - March 02, 2010 - Report this comment
Someone, were you dropped on your head a lot when you were younger? You seem to have a messed up mind. So what if there are people hate this parody? It's their opinion. They have a right to express their hatred. If I were you, I'd grow some cajones and accept other people's opinions.
all right, i admit it. - December 22, 2013 - Report this comment
i posed at Someone just so i could get back at him or her (most likely, him) for postin' a comment that i'm against. but no more of that 'cause i gave up on impersonating another person in this website.
CedarPointLuvr1 - February 22, 2017 - Report this comment
This is great! :) Made me laugh so hard I had tears in my eyes.

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