-> "Throw Up"
Original Song Title:
"Wake Up"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Throw Up"
Parody Written by:
Nathan Milliron
The Lyrics
Verse #1:
Every morning
I'm just a student
doing my best to make the best grades, but
come the sundown, a party animal,
Yeah, that's me.
Verse #2:
Give me a wet bar,
and I'm in heaven.
I want a shot of everything you've got
that's at least 90 proof,
It's what my liver wants, tonight.
Bridge #1
Inebriation is my closest friend,
It always catches up with me in the end
My older sister tells me
"T'aint no holiday.
Drink til you puke girl, It's OK".
Chorus #1
Throw up, throw up, at the end of the night. by
then I'll have drank almost everything in sight be it
Gin & vodka, Whiskey, Coke and Rum,
I'm going to have a ball until I go numb tonight.
Tonight.
Bridge #2:
I've passed my limit nine Coronas ago
All the lights look green down I-one-O
Can't walk a straight line, I'll fall flat on the floor
Have I gone Boston Mass, 0-2-1-3-4?
(Girl, Boston's clear on the other side of the country!)
Well, WHATEVER!
Throw up, throw up
(you're not going to do what I THINK you're going to do)
Throw up, throw up
(you think I should call 911?)
Final Chorus:
Throw up, throw up
on my boyfriend tonight
By noon tomorrow he'll
Be a gross sight but twas
Going to Break up with him anyway
He never listened to a single word I say
Throw up throw up
Everything is a blur
Am I all right, well not even I'm sure,
My head is spinning and I JUST KNOW
any second now.........
(sigh and heavy breathing overlapping the following:
++"If I give her any more she'll blow, Cap'n++)
(load moan, then power vomiting which continues for about 10-15 seconds after the music fades out, getting more violent as it goes along)
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