-> "Turn Green"
Original Song Title:
"Come Clean"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Turn Green"
Parody Written by:
Dominic Salazar
The Lyrics
Let’s pull over
I’m feeling kind of woozy
I really gotta barf, that’s not a lie
‘Cause purple
Makes me feel so purple
Trying to take dramamine without water is a drive
I despiiiiiiiiiiiiiise
Can you please slow down to meet my needs
Let it help preserve my vanity
Cause when I feel all the motion, I wanna scream
Can you please slow down
I’m turning green
I’m turning green
I’m turning, turning every color
Trying to find a barf bag in here to help keep it clean
Oh, cause better,
Doesn’t feel much better
You’re driving like a racer
Always staying in gear, win
Can you please slow down; please think of me
If you don’t, it makes me so likely
Cause soon I’m gonna barf on your upholstery
Can you please slow down
I’m turning green
I’m turning green
Let’s pull over
Please slow down
I’m turning green
Please slow down
Please slow down
Find a rest stop
Find a rest stop
I’m turning green…
Can you please stop; I’m close to puking
This could well become an ugly scene
Cause the air through the window is not working
Can you please stop now?
I’m turning green
Can you please slow down to meet my needs?
Let it help preserve my vanity
Cause when I feel the motion, I wanna scream
Can you please slow down
I’m turning green
Can you please slow down
Let’s pull over
I’m feeling kind of woozy…
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