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Song Parodies -> "I Skip My Meals"
Original Song Title:
"Our Lips Are Sealed"
Original Performer:
Hilary Duff feat. Haylie Duff
Parody Song Title:
"I Skip My Meals"
Parody Written by:
Red Ant
The Lyrics
Yes, the Go-Go's did the song first in the 80s. Satire on eating disorders (which are terrible, but hey, this cover is not great either), which Hilary Duff is rumored to have. Haven't seen Hilary recently? Click here.
(intro)
[Haylie:]
Girl you need food!
They talk about you!
[Hilary:]
I am fine
Just don't like to dine
[Haylie:]
You're a size 2!
See right through you!
[Hilary:]
Ally McBeal*,
Her body is ideal!
[Haylie:]
I still think that you're underweight
Better put some meat on that plate
Eat a steak!
[Hilary:]
I'll skip those meals
[Hilary:]
Anorexic..?
[Haylie:]
That is the news
[Hilary:]
In Hollywood
Thin is good!
[Haylie:]
All these rumors
What is the truth?
[Hilary:]
The truth is I binge and hurl,**
Just like the other girls!
[Haylie:]
She's getting thinner everyday
I watch my sister waste away
Ribs displayed!
Please eat a meal
[Hilary:]
Pay no mind to what she say
At least I don't need Jenny Craig!
It's okay!
To skip your meals
{break}
[Hilary:]
I'm not.. starvin'..
[Haylie:]
Don't you lie..
[Hilary:]
I am normal..
[Haylie:]
Diet's awry...!
[Haylie:]
Damn you're thin sis!
Need some nourishment!
[Hilary:]
Skinny flies!
I'm not undersize!
[Haylie:]
You're a Wheat Thin!
Figure's ruined!
[Hilary:]
Here is the deal,
I've Barbie doll appeal!
[Haylie:]
I think you're in a sorry state
You don't measure pounds 98
There's no way!
Please eat a meal
[Hilary:]
Hear your words but I'm not fazed
I just eat ev'ry seven days
I look great!
[Haylie:]
She skips her meals
[Hilary:]
I'm skippin' meals
I skip my meals!
[Haylie:]
Girl you need food!
They talk about you!
[Hilary:]
I am fine
Just don't like to dine
[Haylie:]
You're a size 2!
See right through you!
[Hilary:]
Ally McBeal*,
Her body is ideal!
[Haylie:]
I still think that you're underweight
Better put some meat on that plate
Eat a steak!
[Hilary:]
I'll skip those meals
[Hilary:]
Anorexic..?
[Haylie:]
That is the news
[Hilary:]
In Hollywood
Thin is good!
[Haylie:]
All these rumors
What is the truth?
[Hilary:]
The truth is I binge and hurl,**
Just like the other girls!
[Haylie:]
She's getting thinner everyday
I watch my sister waste away
Ribs displayed!
Please eat a meal
[Hilary:]
Pay no mind to what she say
At least I don't need Jenny Craig!
It's okay!
To skip your meals
{break}
[Hilary:]
I'm not.. starvin'..
[Haylie:]
Don't you lie..
[Hilary:]
I am normal..
[Haylie:]
Diet's awry...!
[Haylie:]
Damn you're thin sis!
Need some nourishment!
[Hilary:]
Skinny flies!
I'm not undersize!
[Haylie:]
You're a Wheat Thin!
Figure's ruined!
[Hilary:]
Here is the deal,
I've Barbie doll appeal!
[Haylie:]
I think you're in a sorry state
You don't measure pounds 98
There's no way!
Please eat a meal
[Hilary:]
Hear your words but I'm not fazed
I just eat ev'ry seven days
I look great!
[Haylie:]
She skips her meals
[Hilary:]
I'm skippin' meals
I skip my meals!
copyright 2005+ Jack "Red Ant" Fletcher *"Ally McBeal" is a great sub for the title, run with it if you want. ** The "truth" is I don't know for sure.
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I checked out the pic, Red. Holy shitezer! Haylie, on the other hand, captured my heart recently on the cover of Maxim. (prediction: like Ashlee vs. Jessica, Haylie is going to outlast her sister in all future entertainment endeavors). 545
thanks for givin' us the skinny
Sounds funny, especially since it almost sounds like dialogue,555
555, interesting, it does look like she hasn't been eating. I don't get those sort of disorders.
I know it is humorous, but is it based on true events?555
I despise the OS and the two "artists", but this was an interesting and amusing parody. 5's
Very appetizing...fives
I think it's a funny parody. I'm sorry, I don't feel like listening to the song again, so I'm just gonna give you 5's.
Good idea, Dominic.I'm voting 5's for a different reason......DKTOS, but know the pacing.
Thanks Agrimorfee, Alvin, Joel, Step-chan, HD fanatic, Billy Boyd, AFW, Dominic and Pat.
Agrimorfee: Yeah, pretty bad picture, the Corpse Bride looks better. I haven't seen much of Haylie.
HD Fanatic: All of Haylie's lines were my own thoughts. All of Hilary's lines were speculation.
Billy Boyd: Aside from the bubble-gum pop lyrics re-sung by tween idols what's there not to dislike? ;-)
Dominic: I know what you mean, after listening to this about a dozen times I'm sick of it too.
Agrimorfee: Yeah, pretty bad picture, the Corpse Bride looks better. I haven't seen much of Haylie.
HD Fanatic: All of Haylie's lines were my own thoughts. All of Hilary's lines were speculation.
Billy Boyd: Aside from the bubble-gum pop lyrics re-sung by tween idols what's there not to dislike? ;-)
Dominic: I know what you mean, after listening to this about a dozen times I'm sick of it too.
I could do with skipping some meals myself, so 5s for the inspiration.
Thanks Johnny D.
Like, OMG! That is soo funny and TRUE!!
Thanks AJ.
How did you get famous and how do you make up songs were did you go to school in high school?
Thanks, Ashley! To answer your questions:
I didn't realize I was "famous", so I don't know the answer to that one.
I make up songs with mascara, eyeliner, foundation, and, most importantly, acne remover, preferably with expired Maybelline products that have been throughly tested on animals. Seriously, I just listen to the songs and write new words to them, hopefully in a humerous, or, in this case, satirical nature.
I went to high school in a small town in VA.
I didn't realize I was "famous", so I don't know the answer to that one.
I make up songs with mascara, eyeliner, foundation, and, most importantly, acne remover, preferably with expired Maybelline products that have been throughly tested on animals. Seriously, I just listen to the songs and write new words to them, hopefully in a humerous, or, in this case, satirical nature.
I went to high school in a small town in VA.
Dang Red, Please don't make me listen to that cover again. I dig the GoGos version but this was a trainwreck just like Hillary Duff's career... Where has she been recently? And although she's not relevent anymore the news of anorexia is.
(ABC) Great parody here. Funny, but thankfully not as insensitive to the important issue of anorexia as I was expecting. 555!
The Duff cover is pretty rough (ha), but I like the title sub and a lot of the lines in there. It is a touchy subject, for sure...but I think you did a solid job with this spoof.
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