You want to go to Bean town
Wearing a Yankee Hat
People beat the crap at you..dont start to frown
Because now your in the hospital thats where your at!

Why you want to be like that
Kids there ripped your new hat and now you got nothing new
Your are fooling not one person
with 2 broken bones not even you!

So next time dont be a moron
when you goto Fenway Park
And walk the streets of Boston with that hat
Way after dark!

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Why did
you take that stupid chance??
Why did
You wear the Yankee Hat??
If the people hate you
You will hurt a lot!
So Why did
Why did...

Why did
You take that stupid chance??
Why did
You take that stupid chance??

You always wear a lakers jersey
When you go to Sacramento
now you cant even get laid there
Not even from a hoe!
The lakers won the game
You point and laugh at the fans
what a shame cause here they come
and Run baby run!

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Oh
Now your face is black and blue
Oh yeah
Maybe shattered ribs
Oh
Look what that angry mob did to you
What im telling you is
They wont leave you alone!

Youll never get to a Subway
Cause they will spit in your food
until you put that laker jersey away!

Why did
You piss off the crowd
Why did
You cheer for the Devils in anaheim?
You might not be to bright
But whats this now your 69th straight fight??
But why did....
Why did....
You take that stupid chance....

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