-> "No. 8"
Original Song Title:
"No. 5"
Parody Song Title:
"No. 8"
Parody Written by:
Skittle, and Fattylicious
The Lyrics
Earnheardt’s goin f*ckin down
Earnheardt’s goin f*ckin down
Earnheardt’s goin f*ckin down
Skittle:
And all the racing fans in the world
Come on wave and shake your middle fingers
Earnheardt’s goin f*ckin down
And when you’re ready slam him off the track
Like you know how to race
Earnheardt’s goin f*ckin down
Skittle:
Start getting loud he’s going down now,
If you really like Earnheardt that’s a party foul.
I only drink Earnheardt I can’t touch Mr. 50 Cent.
So let’s like diss him some more and sh*t
If the man quits
Then your getting capped,
take your girl to the track and tap that ass
Ladies hate his ass too
yeah what a fag Boooo!!!
You got your beer gog's on
And your bout to pass Jeff Gordon
Like, oh my god,
Is that f*cker snorin
this assh****s favorite holiday must be Halloween
He’s got a fake ID and he’s under 17
I’m jokin I’m jokin
But he gets tackled anyway hee hee
So let’s hate this guy
do a race car inspection and disconnect his brakes
so maybe he’ll finally slam into somethin for f*ck sakes
Paris Hilton said, “That’s hot”
then I slapped the b*tch and she offered me her WHAT!?
Skittle:
And all the racing fans in the world
Come on wave and shake your middle fingers
Earnheardt’s goin f*ckin down
And when you’re ready slam him off the track
Like you know how to race
Earnheardt’s goin f*ckin down
Fattylicious:
I’m About to serve it up
For all you party goers that hate this f*ck
dumb ass, sh*t head
alchi, and a stoner
racing around the track like a bunch of faggots,
Funnier lookin than f**k
just like Bob Sagget.
I never claimed that
he knew how to race
But I’ll get drunk, get high,
Pull down my pants.
And sh*t all over his face
don’t kiss me b*tch you f*ckin fag
shut the hell up and stop racing fag
Destination the wrong side of the track
Dude you cheated again
F**k yeah dude who f*ckin cares
push you down the stairs
falling and falling
crashing and crawling
So take out your car
drive it to a non-cheat zone
now pull over you silly f*ck
hook please!
Skittle:
And all the racing fans in the world
Come on wave and shake your middle fingers
Earnheardt’s goin f*ckin down
And when you’re ready slam him off the track
Both:
throw stuff at em
throw stuff at em
throw stuff at em
throw stuff at em
throw stuff at em
throw stuff at em
throw stuff at em
throw stuff at em
Skittle:
And all the racing fans in the world
Come on wave and shake your middle fingers
Earnheardt’s goin f*ckin down
And when you’re ready slam him off the track
Skittle:
GO JEFF GORDAN!!!
No really racing suck period
SO! HA!
Yeah…
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