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Song Parodies -> "Blocking Away"
Original Song Title:
"Running Away"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Hoobastank
Parody Song Title:
"Blocking Away"
Parody Written by:
Janet Melgar
The Lyrics
this is true about me cuz i cant have too much sugar so here goes.
Blocking Away
I don't need cheetos
To be in my life
Because my blood is already fine
Mountain Dew never gave me a chance to be
A normal teenage human being
Cuz It made me so sick
I felt like I was going to throw up
Until my advanced Gameboy
Gave me the strength to go on
Chorus
I'm blocking away the impurity or the world today
I'm blocking away of ever trying to get laid
By my new boyfriend
I'll study endlessly
Just to make my life more easy
I'm blocking away the impurities of today
Oh, I don't need you
To feel sorry for me
Cuz I am able to see
Without sugar in my body
I can get close
Yet runaway
Before the high gets to me
Each awful day
Chorus
Why am I blocking away?
Why am I blocking away?
The impurities of today?
(That's what I hate to say)
Why am I blocking away?
The sugar from my life today
(Oh, I need it each day
To not feel suffocated)
That's all I've got to say!
I don't need cheetos
To be in my life
Because my blood is already fine
Mountain Dew never gave me a chance to be
A normal teenage human being
Cuz It made me so sick
I felt like I was going to throw up
Until my advanced Gameboy
Gave me the strength to go on
Chorus
I'm blocking away the impurity or the world today
I'm blocking away of ever trying to get laid
By my new boyfriend
I'll study endlessly
Just to make my life more easy
I'm blocking away the impurities of today
Oh, I don't need you
To feel sorry for me
Cuz I am able to see
Without sugar in my body
I can get close
Yet runaway
Before the high gets to me
Each awful day
Chorus
Why am I blocking away?
Why am I blocking away?
The impurities of today?
(That's what I hate to say)
Why am I blocking away?
The sugar from my life today
(Oh, I need it each day
To not feel suffocated)
That's all I've got to say!
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