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Song Parodies -> "Ode To Professor Snape"
Original Song Title:
"The Reason"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Hoobastank
Parody Song Title:
"Ode To Professor Snape"
Parody Written by:
Olga and Michelle
The Lyrics
to be sung by Hermione
I'm not a vicious larcen
Although I stole the boomslang skin from you
And I continue learning
Though I've never learned a useful thing from you
I'm sorry Snape but that's the truth
And I just want you to know
I'm really creeped out by your stare
And I think you should wash your greasy hair.
And perhaps think about changing shampoos
Professor Snape, I hate you.
And what about the Dark Mark
That's burned into the inside of your arm?
You're friends with Lucius Malfoy
It makes us wonder whose side you're really on
And you've got it in for me, Harry, and Ron
And I just want you to know
You'll never get the D.A.D.A. job
Because you're a pathetic snivelly slob!
And don't think Dumbledore doesn't think so too
I doubt he even trusts you
I'm not a vicious larcen
Although I stole the boomslang skin from you
And I continue learning
Though I've never learned a useful thing from you
I'm sorry Snape but that's the truth
Professor Snape, I hate you.
Although I stole the boomslang skin from you
And I continue learning
Though I've never learned a useful thing from you
I'm sorry Snape but that's the truth
And I just want you to know
I'm really creeped out by your stare
And I think you should wash your greasy hair.
And perhaps think about changing shampoos
Professor Snape, I hate you.
And what about the Dark Mark
That's burned into the inside of your arm?
You're friends with Lucius Malfoy
It makes us wonder whose side you're really on
And you've got it in for me, Harry, and Ron
And I just want you to know
You'll never get the D.A.D.A. job
Because you're a pathetic snivelly slob!
And don't think Dumbledore doesn't think so too
I doubt he even trusts you
I'm not a vicious larcen
Although I stole the boomslang skin from you
And I continue learning
Though I've never learned a useful thing from you
I'm sorry Snape but that's the truth
Professor Snape, I hate you.
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