-> "Rules of Solubility"
Original Song Title:
"Replay"
Parody Song Title:
"Rules of Solubility"
The Lyrics
Rules of solubility,
Here’s the ones that are soluble;
Won’t solidify:
Ammonium, sodium, sulfate,
Chloride, potassium, nitrate,
Nitrate is always.
These solutions are all aqueous,
But there’s those annoying exceptions:
Mercury and silvah,
Also lead, I tell ya:
With chloride they are not friends.
For sulfate, notable:
Are lead, calcium, and barium.
Remember, hey, those were soluble,
Okay, fine, I’ll say it all again.
The salts in water that are soluble:
Sodium, chloride, and sulfate,
Also, potassium and ammonium,
Of course, our favorite is nitrate!
Rules of solubility:
Here’s the ones that are IN-soluble;
May solidify.
Also they’re known as just slightly
Since there’s no difference we can see,
We’ll say they same thing.
Sulfide, carbonate, and phosphate,
The exception one’s hydroxide:
Potassium,
And sodium,
With hydroxide they can’t abide.
Notice what they’re attached to
If you want to get it right.
Oh, that’s right, moderately soluble:
Barium, calcium on hydroxide.
The salts, in water, insoluble:
They’re hydroxide and phosphate,
Also known as slightly soluble,
There is sulfide and carbonate!
Rules of solubility,
From the 7.1 table,
I just sang it, right?
Ionic compounds in water,
That is at room temperature.
Temperature ture, ture, ture.
I haven’t yet said everything,
Apparently there’s more just like chlorine:
Bromide and iodide salts, you see
Were only shown on table 7.3!
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na,
Bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla
Rules of solubility:
In your head where they should be put.
Better memorize,
So when it is experiment day,
It will not blow up in your face.
Get an A A A A+
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