[Verse I]
You're insane
You're deplorable
Now where's your hair
You went on rehab
And you shaved your head
I can feel a change, it's obvious
And as most critics says, your fame just fades
But in some ways they remain the same
And as my friends begin to mock this girl
You're full of insanity

[Chorus]
I want to flame that crazy Britney Spears
You sold your golden hair to eBay guys
Most people mock you, 'cause your hair's just bald
You'll sing and wear those Shirley Temple wigs
I don't want this feeling to go away

[Verse II]
You're insane
I can't do everything
Like, wear a wig
And as I roll along I begin to find
Things aren't always just what they seem

[Chorus]
I want to flame that crazy Britney Spears
I'll find the things they say just can't be found
I'll share this joke I found with everyone
You'll sing and wear those Shirley Temple wigs
This eBay's spinning and there's no time to waste
Well they all keeps bidding bidding for her hair, and...

Britney Spears
Who's to say what's impossible and can't be found
I don't want this feeling to go away

Please don't be insane (3x)
Is this how it's supposed to be
Is this how it's supposed to be