-> "You're Eating Someone"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Carry You Home"
 
							
				Parody Song Title: 
"You're Eating Someone"
				Parody Written by: 
Michael Tobin
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			Paedos’ ate her only friend
And ate her again
Makes her body rotten
Like a tin of beans
She ate her mum then she went away
Then changed her name to Day
Miss Day Crown
Eating is the only way she’s done
Done, done
As fat as she is, 
Tender, she’s not
I watched her eating someone with Limes
There’s wrong in her fart
And when it is quiet
I know what it means,
That she’s eating someone
You’re eating someone
If she’d chicken wings
She would eat away, for a good few days
We might give her some,
Eating is the only way she’s done
Done, Done
As fat as she is, 
Tender, she’s not
I watched her eating someone with Limes
There’s wrong in her fart
And when it is quiet
I know what it means,
That she’s eating someone
You’re eating someone
And she did eat quickly in New York city, one night
Coz’ people there, eat their hair when they’re blind
Under McDonalds and Pizza Hut.
As fat as she is, 
Tender, she’s not
I watched her eating someone with Limes
There’s wrong in her fart
And when it is quiet
I know what it means,
That she’s eating someone
As fat as she is, 
tender, she’s not
I watched her eating someone with Limes
There’s wrong in her fart
And when it is quiet
I know what it means,
That she’s eating someone
You’re eating someone
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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