Song Parodies -> "Pedaphile"

Original Song Title:

"Your Beautifull"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

James Blunt

Parody Song Title:

"Pedaphile"

Parody Written by:

James Davies

The Lyrics

You always follow
The kids around
You like to hangout near the
Playground

You give them lots of nice things
Like
Sweets and beer
Sometimes I wonder if
You motives are clear

Because
You’re a paedophile
You’re a paedophile
You’re a paedophile it’s true

You wear your pants/ trousers too high
You’ve got a lazy eye
And a funny beard too
You’re a dirty pervert you

Your name is Derek
You’re a total prick
You follow the girls round then
You show them your… stamp collection

You scare them away
With the way that you walk
The way that you move and
The way that you talk
You’re a paedophile
You’re a paedophile
You’re a paedophile it’s true

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You’re a paedophile
You’re a paedophile
You’re a paedophile it’s true
Kids run a mile
From your creepy smile
You’ve got bad hair too
You’re a creepy pervert you!

There’s a lot of weird things going on inside your head
But its time to face the truth
Your locked up
cos you touched a youth

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