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Song Parodies -> "The Slapper"

Original Song Title:

"Beautiful"

Original Performer:

James Blunt

Parody Song Title:

"The Slapper"

Parody Written by:

Natalie Gray

The Lyrics

lol i was booored :p
My life is horrid.

My life is horrid.
My love is lust.
I saw a slapper.
Of that I'm sure.
She winked at me on the subway.
Shes had too many men.
But I won't lose no sleep on that,
'Cause I've got a hard-on.

You're diiiiirty. You're smelllly.
You're uuuugly, it's true.
I saw your ass in a poooorn movie,
And I don't know what to do,
'Cause I'll never doggy with you.

Yeah, she grabbed my cock,
As we walked on by.
She could see from my bulge that I was,
Fucking high,
And I don't think that I'll slam her again,
But we shared a S.T.I that will last till the end.

You're diiiirty. You're smellllly
You're uuuugly, it's true.
I saw your face in a crowded place,
And I don't know what to do,
'Cause I want to throw up over u
You're diiiirty. You're smellllly
You're uuuugly, it's true
There must be a pimp with a smile on his face,
When he saw the money he was makin outa you
But it's time to face the truth,
no one wants to be with you.
eilatan1234@hotmail.com

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