-> "At Citi Field"
Original Song Title:
"You're Beautiful"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"At Citi Field"
The Lyrics
(instrumental opening)
The Yanks are brilliant.
The Yanks are brilliant.
Their game is pure.
The Mets sure aren't
and that's for sure.
I ride the 7 subway.
I'm not a happy man.
I'm seeing the results of
Minaya's lousy plan.
At Citi Field
at Citi Field
at Citi Field
it's true
they can't save face
and they're in fourth place
and they don't know what to do.
In New York, they're Number 2.
Yes, it hurts my eyes
to watch those guys
while I drink from Shake Shack and eat Nathan's
hot dog and fries.
David Wright's got a concussion
finally proves he has a brain.
K-Rod blew it last night.
Might not see Reyes again.
At Citi Field
at Citi Field
at Citi Field
it's true
they can't save face
and they're in fourth place
and they don't know what to do.
In New York, they're Number 2.
La-da-da...
At Citi Field
at Citi Field
at Citi Field
it's true
There must be some Angels
but they're out in Anaheim
For the Pennant that's what the Yanks go through.
But it's time to face the truth:
The Mets smell like "Number 2."
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