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Song Parodies -> "I'll Kill You"
Original Song Title:
"Youre Beautiful"
(MP3)Original Performer:
James Blunt
Parody Song Title:
"I'll Kill You"
Parody Written by:
stephen ginn
The Lyrics
to every man who has been cheated on.
My love is vengeance.
My love is vengeance.
My love is hate.
I saw my ex.
Of that I'm sure.
I saw her in the subway
she was with another man.
But I won't lose no sleep on that,
'Cause I've got a plan.
i'll kill you, i'll kill you,
i'll kill you, its true
i'll blow of youre face in a crowded place
cause thats what i'll have to do
cause i'll never be with you
Yeah, she caught my eye,
As we walked on by.
She could see from my face that I was,
fucking pissed
And I don't think that anyone will see her again
but we'll share a bullet that will last to the end
i'll kill you, i'll kill you,
i'll kill you, its true
i'll blow of youre face in a crowded place
cause thats what i'll have to do
cause i'll never be with you
i'll kill you, i'll kill you,
i'll kill you, its true
there must have been an angel with a frown on her face
when she found out what i was gonna do
Now its time to face the truth
cause now i'm aiming right at you.
My love is vengeance.
My love is hate.
I saw my ex.
Of that I'm sure.
I saw her in the subway
she was with another man.
But I won't lose no sleep on that,
'Cause I've got a plan.
i'll kill you, i'll kill you,
i'll kill you, its true
i'll blow of youre face in a crowded place
cause thats what i'll have to do
cause i'll never be with you
Yeah, she caught my eye,
As we walked on by.
She could see from my face that I was,
fucking pissed
And I don't think that anyone will see her again
but we'll share a bullet that will last to the end
i'll kill you, i'll kill you,
i'll kill you, its true
i'll blow of youre face in a crowded place
cause thats what i'll have to do
cause i'll never be with you
i'll kill you, i'll kill you,
i'll kill you, its true
there must have been an angel with a frown on her face
when she found out what i was gonna do
Now its time to face the truth
cause now i'm aiming right at you.
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Not a brilliant effort. The verses borrow too much from the original song, and the pacing is a bit suspect. (I'll Kill You - 3 syllables. You're Beautiful - 4 syllables).
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