-> "4 Syllables"
Original Song Title:
"You're Beautiful"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"4 Syllables"
The Lyrics
[intro]
James, thanks a million...
His song is pointless
Of that I'm sure
Because the chorus
Is just two words!
It's vile and so friggin' cliche
Now universally panned
Oh well, what the hell - one more spoof
... because I can!
I'm cynical!
And critical!
So criminal, this tune!
'cause everyday
It's so overplayed
And I give you my review
This song makes me want to puke!
Now, *gulp* it is time
Follow tired rhyme
Scheme that he has in place
I find a - lyrics crime...
These lines plain stink, but I'll do 'em again
Want... to know the secret?: well, I'm half-way brain dead!
Four syllables!
Four syllables!
Four syllables, this tune!
It don't take skill
(but an iron will!)
You'll need aural fort-i-tude
If you listen to this fool!
[chorus of those who don't have the aformentioned
will or fortitude simultaneously vomiting]
*BLAARRRRGGGGH*....!
Four syllables!
(Poor syllables!)
More syllables won't do!
Took only ten brain cells
For James to write this waste
Then he goes and crams too many words into this line so -
- that it sounds really forced and awkward to me and you!
Now it's time to face the truth
We are all glad this song's through!
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