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Song Parodies -> "You're Beertiful"
Original Song Title:
"You're Beautiful"
(MP3)Original Performer:
James Blunt
Parody Song Title:
"You're Beertiful"
Parody Written by:
A Room Full Of Monkeys
The Lyrics
Inspired by "Drink Drink Drink " by Claude Prez
My sight's not brilliant
My sight's not brilliant
I'm drunk for sure
I saw an angel
Is that for sure?
She might be the guy from Subway
She just got back from the can Now
I wanna sleep with you
Don't think you're a man
You're beertiful
You're beertiful
You're beertiful, it's
true.
I saw your face, in a drunken state
Gotta throw up on your shoe
If I want to be with you
No she's not a guy
At least not in my eyes
I can see from her face that she's Frank
-enstein's bride
I don't think this is at all a man
But when we were sleepin she just screamed like Tarzan
You're beertiful, You're beertiful
You're beertiful,it's true
I saw your face, don't spray me with mace
When I tell this now to you
You really look like a dude
AAAAAAAA –AAAAAAAAAA-AAAAAAAAAAA AH!
GAAAAAAAAAH YEEEEEEEEEEEE-OWWWWWWWWWW- OW
EEYOOOOOOO-OWWWWWWWWW-ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
You're beertiful, You're beertiful
Charged like a bull, from you
When she went into my bedroom,noise all over the place
I think the bed is broken too
But it's time you heard the news
This girl was big and fat,DUDE!!
My sight's not brilliant
I'm drunk for sure
I saw an angel
Is that for sure?
She might be the guy from Subway
She just got back from the can Now
I wanna sleep with you
Don't think you're a man
You're beertiful
You're beertiful
You're beertiful, it's
true.
I saw your face, in a drunken state
Gotta throw up on your shoe
If I want to be with you
No she's not a guy
At least not in my eyes
I can see from her face that she's Frank
-enstein's bride
I don't think this is at all a man
But when we were sleepin she just screamed like Tarzan
You're beertiful, You're beertiful
You're beertiful,it's true
I saw your face, don't spray me with mace
When I tell this now to you
You really look like a dude
AAAAAAAA –AAAAAAAAAA-AAAAAAAAAAA AH!
GAAAAAAAAAH YEEEEEEEEEEEE-OWWWWWWWWWW- OW
EEYOOOOOOO-OWWWWWWWWW-ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
You're beertiful, You're beertiful
Charged like a bull, from you
When she went into my bedroom,noise all over the place
I think the bed is broken too
But it's time you heard the news
This girl was big and fat,DUDE!!
2006 I wonder who
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CRAP I made a typo in the link, well this one;s me
Pretty funny concept, the word beertiful alone is funny. 555!
Blunt, on the other hand, is a gal in muffti [sic].
Thanks Yoidy( tell Claude Prez that too), and John (LOL)
You turned the Room Full Of Monkeys into a Room Full of Drunkies! Congrats!
LOL thanks Matthias!!!!!
We can always count on A Room Full Of Monkeys to put things Bluntly!
LOL sure can,Johnny,sure can.
Oh, good grief! Here we go again.
LOL thanks 2Eagle
"Beertiful" is such a beertiful word. Kudos to Claude for coining it, and kudos to you, Jack, for fleshing it out. With some very frightening flesh. "She just screamed like Tarzan" - heh heh.
Thanks Spaff!!! ;LOL yeah I love that line my self
(ABC) Now you can follow up with "Beertiful Life" as an Ace Of Base parody, no? ;)
LOL maybe so,Agri LOL
(A)(B)eer(C)an
Drink up, Monkeys -- this Bud's for YOO-OO-OO-EE-EE-EE-AA-AA-AAAA!!!
Drink up, Monkeys -- this Bud's for YOO-OO-OO-EE-EE-EE-AA-AA-AAAA!!!
(ABC3-Y) This really hops! 555
Shee *hic* abar... heh, heh, heh... I mean *hic* above!
Well, you couldn't drink him/her/it up to a 10, only to a 5 :(
ABC...great idea...funny stuff, Jack!
(abc3y) "beertiful" is such a beertiful word Jack that you can be sure it's got a place in my vocab from now on - great stuff - 555
ABC- I love the play on words with Beertiful. A good drunken ditty.
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