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Song Parodies -> "Goodbye My Lover (screwed) OR Goodbye My Rubber"

Original Song Title:

"Goodbye My Lover"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

James Blunt

Parody Song Title:

"Goodbye My Lover (screwed) OR Goodbye My Rubber"

Parody Written by:

Al 'I'm Pitiful' Blunt

The Lyrics

It may seem perverted, but it's not. So um... you decide which is better. Goodbye My Lover (Screwed), or Goodbye My Rubber. I don't care, you choose which is better.
Did I disappoint you or let you down?
Should I feel bad that you don't feel the way you feel now?
Because I saw your face before we begun,
You closed your eyes, and I stopped the fun

I put on my boxers and turned off the light
Said, "I love you," and, "Goodnight"
It might be over, but I won't stop here
I'll throw "them" away, and I don't care

You touch my chest you touch my face
Together in bed, we will lay
Until I tell you
"I flushed my condoms down the loo."

I kissed your lips when we were in bed
I still love you when our dog sheds
That line was useless, but what the hell
I still love you

Goodbye my rubber.
Goodbye Trojans
You are still the one
You are still the one, baby (2x)

I think I'm dreaming, I try to wake
It's oh so intense I start to shake
Think I'm talking about my baby?
You're wrong; I'm talking "bout MI3!

You've seen me cry; I've seen you smile
I've watched you sleep for a little while
On the creep-meter, I would say mild
No mater what, I'll love you

I know your fears and you know mine
You also dislike standing in long lines
But I love you; I swear that's true
I will not live without you

Goodbye my rubber.
Goodbye Trojans
You are still the one
You are still the one, baby (2x)

I try to avoid long lines
Yes, baby all for you
Drive-thru, just to save time
All because I love you

Goodbye my rubber.
Goodbye Trojans
You are still the one
You are still the one, baby (2x)

There's no sorrow, baby, there's no sorrow.
There's no, there's no, there's no sorrow

There's no sorrow, baby, there's no sorrow.
There's no, there's no, there's no sorrow

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