-> "Raisin' Lots Of Animals"
Original Song Title:
"Blame It"
Parody Song Title:
"Raisin' Lots Of Animals"
The Lyrics
Beasts, beasts (echoes)
Chasin' down a goose
Cause the bugger's loose
Watch out for that frog
Hoppin' out it's pond
Raisin' lots of a-a-a-a-a-animals
Raisin' lots of a-a a-a-a-a a-a-a-a a-a-a-a oh
Ay, my house is like Noah's boat
More than two of each one
Thought that it'd be fun
But this menagerie sure ain't easy
The crocs wanna eat my raccoons
At least they don't think that I'm food
Because I wrestled them last ti-i-i-ime
They tri-i-i-ied, now
It's time for feedin'
My arm is bleedin'
Bear cubs are teethin'
Eatin' meat 'n'
Anythin' that they can get their paws on but
Could've been worse, mama bear was snorin'
Wish I had that much luck
Dealin' with the seal pups
Freezin' off my tits now
Hate the smell of fish, wow
My word, that smells worse than the damn fi-ish
It's prob'ly shi-i-it
Got a pair of moose
Antler's lookin' loose
I hear somethin' wrong
With my parrot's song
Raisin' lots of a-a-a-a-a-animals
Raisin' lots of a-a-a-a-a-animals
Got a pair of tigers (hey!)
And they're lookin' hungry (hey!)
Can't tell if I've helped them (hey!)
Always lookin' angry (hey!)
Raisin' lots of a-a-a-a-a-animals
Raisin' lots of a-a a-a-a-a a-a-a-a a-a-a-a oh
Oh see, I deal with all these beasts
All by myself, might be crazy
I'm sure that my brain hates me
Each time the camels spit right in my eyes
Fish are the easiest, dude
Big ol' tank, just sprinkle fish food
Hope in my rush, don't fall insi-i-i-ide
There's piranhas, ri-i-i-ight
Schedule I'm keepin'
Though feet are bleedin'
Next are the penguins
Geez, more freezin'
I could get more sleep if I just ignored 'em
But it's my job and, what's more, deplorin'
Better wish me some luck
Cause after the pug pups
Gotta milk the damn cows
Cause they're really mad now
Glad I bought a brand new cup, they kick
Right in my bits
Wish I had a crew
Couldn't pay them, dude
Half my payroll goes
To my heavy load
Raisin' all these a-a-a-a-a-animals
Raisin' all these a-a-a-a-a-animals
Throw a few bananas (hey!)
To the cage of monkeys (hey!)
If I don't do that, then (hey!)
My shirt will smell funky (hey!)
Raisin' lots of a-a-a-a-a-animals
Raisin' lots of a-a a-a-a-a a-a-a-a a-a-a-a oh
(Huge range)
Ev'ry beast in the boo-oo-ook
Come, have a look (look)
Sure it looks nice, but I'm constrained like a rook
On the chessboard (each day I'm feedin')
At least I'm never bored (keep track of their breedin')
This is heavy work, you should know
Gotta keep the flow
If I pause then it all goes belly up like Juno (Juno)
Last week, heard a screa-eam
Ran then the trunk of the elephant beaned
Me with a nearby ro-ock, ro-o-ock
As I wiped the blood off my head
I thought Tantor's normally ni-ice (he's normally nice)
Somethin' here ain't ri-ight (nope, somethin' ain't ri-ight)
I looked around and said ah-ah, ah-ah-ah
Twas a big ol' stick-a
Stuck between his toes, that'd sting-a
Hard to get it out, he kept throwin' ro-ocks, ro-o-ocks
Take a swig of juice
Thirsty work, it's true
Sometimes this is fun
Sometimes clearin' dung
Raisin' lots of a-a-a-a-a-animals
Raisin' lots of a-a-a-a-a-animals
So many enclosures (hey!)
Way too friggin' many (hey!)
I wish that I could stop (hey!)
But I need the money (hey!)
Raisin' lots of a-a-a-a-a-animals
Raisin' lots of a-a a-a-a-a a-a-a-a a-a-a-a oh
I'm feedin' baby pigs with bottles
Pourin' pig slop in their trough
Got mud on my front and back
But they're so friggin' cute, can't deny-y (ny-y)
So I feel satisfi-i-i-ied (fi-ied)
I'm runnin' like a headless chicken
Checkin' things off my schedule
Put the pedal to the metal
Gotta feed all the panthers, runnin' wi-i-i-ild (wi-i-i-ild)
Swear I've run six mi-i-i-i-iles
Feed the shark, I called 'im Bruce
Hope that it's a dude
Not gettin' that close
I am not a dope
Raisin' lots of a-a-a-a-a-animals
Raisin' lots of a-a-a-a-a-animals
Ev'ry day I'm knackered (hey!)
Wish I had the money (hey!)
To hire assistants (hey!)
Who let out that monkey? (hey!)
Raisin' lots of a-a-a-a-a-animals
Raisin' lots of a-a a-a-a-a a-a-a-a a-a-a-a oh
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