Ri-ri-ri-ri-right there, you'll stay ('fraid-'fraid-'fraid-'fraid-'fraid not)
Mmm, run away
Oh, if you knew your swift death's
Closer than you think
Mmm, run away (hey, where did you go?)
Mmm, I'll soon feast on your flesh
Cause you're all twits

I've (I've) spent so long (long) in hope some (some)
Moron walks up my porch steps (porch steps)
Cause I (I) just want some (some) food to munch (munch)
And nothin's better than human flesh, so, no
I can't just let you leave, run or scamper
It's your own fault for bein' a dumb camper
Saw my cabin (my cabin) lookin' run-down as crap (run-down as crap)
You thought it would be grand (oh)
Fool to assume that this would have food, ran out
Couple decades ago, it's true (true)
So I've kept my muscles large thanks to ev'ry dumbarse
Who do not have maps to use (use), phones that won't work

Mmm, run away
Oh, if you knew your swift death's
Closer than you think
Mmm, run away (don't run away, run away)
Mmm, I'll soon feast on your flesh
Cause you're all twits
Mmm, run away
Oh, if you knew your swift death's
Closer than you think
Mmm, run away (don't run away, run away)
Ri-ri-ri-ri-right there, you'll stay

How (how) could you think (think) that I'd help (help)
When this cauldron's ready to go (to go)?
You fool (fool), saw my drool (drool) at first glance (glance)
And you still clung to your hope?
I can't wait 'til you're on my platter
And on your skin, these sauces will get slathered
I'm sure you think (sure you think) that I gave you a chance (gave you a chance)
By leavin' ropes 'til last (oh)
As soon as you came in and your shoes gave out
From that little spell sent at you (you)
Just been tauntin' you so far with sarcasm so large
By now I had hoped the truth (truth) would somehow click

Mmm, run away
Oh, if you knew your swift death's
Closer than you think
Mmm, run away (don't run away, run away)
Mmm, I'll soon feast on your flesh
Cause you're all twits
Mmm, run away
Oh, if you knew your swift death's
Closer than you think
Mmm, run away (don't run away, run away)
Ri-ri-ri-ri-right there, you'll stay

No, you can't run away-ah (way-ah)
I don't want you to leave me cause I can't stop eatin'
Buddy, you can't run away-ah (way-ah)
Please don't you choose flight over fight cause that's not nice, jerk
Buddy, you can't run away-ah (way-ah)
It's so wrong to just leave me just cause I love feastin'
Buddy, you can't run away-ah (way-ah)
You won't feel nothin' when I bite, won't be alive (oh)
Bein' so rude, place here just can't get take-out
So long pork is just how I do (it's just what my state lead me to)
How'd I know you'd take this hard? Look how you're dressed, to start
Showin' off your buffness, dude (no need to run away)

Mmm, run away
Oh, if you knew your swift death's
Closer than you think (closer than you think, buddy)
Mmm, run away (don't run away, run away, ooh-ooh-oh)
Mmm, I'll soon feast on your flesh
Cause you're all twits (because you're such a twit)
Mmm, run away (mmm, run away)
Oh, if you knew your swift death's
Closer than you think (whoa-oh, oh-oh, oh)
Mmm, run away (don't run away, run away)
Ri-ri-ri-ri-right there, you'll stay
Don't leave my sight