-> "Songs Of Croft Part XLVI-White Girl With The Hair."
Original Song Title:
"White Boy With A Feather"
Original Performer:
Jason Downes Featuring Milk
Parody Song Title:
"Songs Of Croft Part XLVI-White Girl With The Hair."
The Lyrics
Oh yeah
See that hurt She's got long hair,
Oh oh yeah yeah,
Yo follow that girl, yo follow her.
Got off the cruise ship at the port in Cairo City,
Looking for artefacts and some fame and fortune,
La de da,
Guidebook said girl its dangerous out there,
You better take a shotgun,
And don't forget your combat boots, girl.
Who's the white girl over there?
With the really long hair,
I'm gonna get those goods from her,
I swear,
She's English and she ain't from here,
Gonna bust her down,
When we can get near.
Tried to knock me to the floor,
Tried to take my lucky shotgun,
But you can't have my goods so,
I swung my feet and kicked 'em in the face,
Had their lights knocked out in Cairo City,
But by the time they came to,
I saw a beautiful artefact starin' back at me,
And so I just had to say.
Oh, what a beautiful day.
She's a white girl with long hair,
I really love this day,
She's a white girl with long hair,
I wouldn't rather be anywhere,
Where I am,
Oooo.
Back in the tomb,
I had to jump,
The gap was big,
Got sand in my boots,
And In my very long hair,
When some man,
Took out an Uzi,
And said you been had,
I'm a man,
So I took out my gun,
Gave it a few shots,
And ran,
Ah, who's the white girl over there?
With the very long hair,
And that shining flare,
Signal's smokin' she's soakin' I swear,
Been swimming in sometin,'
Well armed running through passages there.
So I grab my prize and I fly down the Bazaar Street,
And I saw a stall there,
Thought I already got something pretty in Cairo City
No one seemed to notice,
It was worth a few pennies,
Was about to move on,
When I saw a couple of guys comin' for me
Saying something like 'white girl.'
Who's the white girl over there,
With the really long hair,
We could make millions if we shot her I swear,
Not many would never ever dare,
She's got the artefact right there,
What more can we do?
Say what more can we do?
She's the white girl with long hair!
By
Ocean-Sirius.
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