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Song Parodies -> "My Pores"
Original Song Title:
"I'm Yours"
Original Performer:
Jason Mraz
Parody Song Title:
"My Pores"
Parody Written by:
Blaydeman
The Lyrics
The vein of most teenagers' existence.
Well I’ve tried tried all
Of the famous skin creams
But none of them worked
It really makes me wanna scream
My skin’s still breaking out
And I’m starting to have doubts
And my Clearasil’s run dry
It is just like my complexion
The doctor’s are dumbfounded
It might be an infection
I reckon it won’t go away
I will cry all day and…
I will medicate, some more, some more
But they get worse, my pores!
Well step into my shoes and see like me
See how much it sucks to have acne
Look upon my face and you’ll see bumps, bumps, bumps
Listen to my story of the moment people laughed at me
I disgrace my family
It’s my God-forsaken curse to have bumps, bumps, bumps, bumps, bumps
So I’ll exfoliate, some more, some more
It doesn’t work, I’m sure!
I can’t even get a date
Lots of slammed doors
This is my fate, my pores!
(Pointless scatting)
I’ve been spending way to long with my face in the mirror
Tryin’ to pop all my zits, to make my face much clearer
And my puss got on the glass
So I went to the toilet and gagged
I guess what I’ll be saying is there ain’t no chance in Heaven
That I’ll have a clear visage, been this way since eleven
This is the saddest tale
My face is just like Braille
I will medicate some more, some more
It doesn’t work, I’m sure
I can’t even get a date
Lots of slammed doors
This is my fate, my pores!
Well step into my shoes and see like me
See how much it sucks to have acne
Look upon my face and you’ll see bumps, bumps, bumps
So I’ll exfoliate, some more, some more
It doesn’t work, I’m sure!
I can’t even get a date
Lots of slammed doors
This is my fate, my pores!
Listen to my story of the moment people laughed at me
I disgrace my family
It’s my God-forsaken curse to have bumps, bumps, bumps, bumps, bumps
I will medicate some more, some more
It doesn’t work, I’m sure
I can’t even get a date
Lots of slammed doors
This is my fate, my pores!
Well step into my shoes and see like me
See how much it sucks to have acne
Look upon my face and you’ll see bumps, bumps, bumps
So I’ll exfoliate, some more, some more
It doesn’t work, I’m sure!
I can’t even get a date
Lots of slammed doors
This is my fate, my pores!
Listen to my story of the moment people laughed at me
I disgrace my family
It’s my God-forsaken curse to have bumps, bumps, bumps, bumps, bumps
[Fade out]
Of the famous skin creams
But none of them worked
It really makes me wanna scream
My skin’s still breaking out
And I’m starting to have doubts
And my Clearasil’s run dry
It is just like my complexion
The doctor’s are dumbfounded
It might be an infection
I reckon it won’t go away
I will cry all day and…
I will medicate, some more, some more
But they get worse, my pores!
Well step into my shoes and see like me
See how much it sucks to have acne
Look upon my face and you’ll see bumps, bumps, bumps
Listen to my story of the moment people laughed at me
I disgrace my family
It’s my God-forsaken curse to have bumps, bumps, bumps, bumps, bumps
So I’ll exfoliate, some more, some more
It doesn’t work, I’m sure!
I can’t even get a date
Lots of slammed doors
This is my fate, my pores!
(Pointless scatting)
I’ve been spending way to long with my face in the mirror
Tryin’ to pop all my zits, to make my face much clearer
And my puss got on the glass
So I went to the toilet and gagged
I guess what I’ll be saying is there ain’t no chance in Heaven
That I’ll have a clear visage, been this way since eleven
This is the saddest tale
My face is just like Braille
I will medicate some more, some more
It doesn’t work, I’m sure
I can’t even get a date
Lots of slammed doors
This is my fate, my pores!
Well step into my shoes and see like me
See how much it sucks to have acne
Look upon my face and you’ll see bumps, bumps, bumps
So I’ll exfoliate, some more, some more
It doesn’t work, I’m sure!
I can’t even get a date
Lots of slammed doors
This is my fate, my pores!
Listen to my story of the moment people laughed at me
I disgrace my family
It’s my God-forsaken curse to have bumps, bumps, bumps, bumps, bumps
I will medicate some more, some more
It doesn’t work, I’m sure
I can’t even get a date
Lots of slammed doors
This is my fate, my pores!
Well step into my shoes and see like me
See how much it sucks to have acne
Look upon my face and you’ll see bumps, bumps, bumps
So I’ll exfoliate, some more, some more
It doesn’t work, I’m sure!
I can’t even get a date
Lots of slammed doors
This is my fate, my pores!
Listen to my story of the moment people laughed at me
I disgrace my family
It’s my God-forsaken curse to have bumps, bumps, bumps, bumps, bumps
[Fade out]
January 23, 2011 Please RATE and COMMENT! Any feedback is greatly appreciatted
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This one will be a "breakout" hit for you. As a former "zit farmer", I identify with this. Sorry if I don't always write comments for you...be assured I hit those triple 5s each time I read one of your fine parodies. ;D
Thank you very much Old Man Ribber. Sorry if I can off wrong with that it's just annoying sometimes when someone rates your parody and doesn't leave any comment, especially if the rating is negative. I don't mind getting negative ratings, I would just like to know why, so I can improve and grow. But I appreciate you for commenting on this one. And I'm glad you like my work :)
Extra points for "exfoliate."
Thanks John! I always try to use the full extent of my vocabulary in every parody as best I can. It just so happens that exfoliate fit really well in this one and also rhymed, go figure.
:-) Spotted this one..
I guess that what I'm saying is this parody's quite neat, sir
I hope that you get over your complexion like a pizza
PS "Puss" is a cat
It's "pus" when spelt like that ;-)
I guess that what I'm saying is this parody's quite neat, sir
I hope that you get over your complexion like a pizza
PS "Puss" is a cat
It's "pus" when spelt like that ;-)
whoops! ;)
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