-> "My Profile"
Original Song Title:
"Run This Town"
Original Performer:
Jay-Z ft. Rihanna & Kanye West
Parody Song Title:
"My Profile"
The Lyrics
[Intro – D-Mayne]
Tellin you, you should beware
Facebook freaks are everywhere
Their comments will give you chills
New updates will get you scared
People you met on FarmTown
They just logged on, log off now
All you think when you’re online
Is who’s viewin my profile tonight
Is who’s viewin my profile online
He’s viewin my profile
[Verse 1 – Kle Shay]
He are
Yeah I said it
He are
Creepy Caucasian
Plan your avoidance
Here’s you some reasons
He checks everything
Your stats, your apps
He checks everything
And he is a pervert
Commenting your pictures
Talkin bout your breasts
Even though you’re not old enough
This is pedophilia
Maybe he’s a raper
Or maybe he just really wants to date her
He just logged on FarmTown, and now he wants to chat
He just sent you a gift, better not look in that bag
Yeah I'm talkin' five comments
“Sick rear, ho”
“Hot rear, yo”
Oh no…
Better delete this creeper quickly
Before it gets worse
Perverts
[Chorus – D-Mayne]
Bet he’s sitting in his chair
Touching himself while he stares
At all the pictures on your page
Clicking like on your updates
Ignoring makes him hostile
Best beware this pedophile
All you think when you’re online
Is who’s viewin my profile tonight
Hey-hey-hey-hey-hey-hey
Hey-hey-hey-hey-hey
Hey-hey-hey-hey-hey-hey
(Is who’s viewin my profile online)
Hey-hey-hey-hey
[Verse 2 – Kle Shay]
He are
Yeah I said it
He are
Maybe it’s not his fault
She’s a big teaser
He should just delete her
Or just try and tweet her
He’s just lonely
It is really not his fault
He’s odd
(Auh! Auh!)
He just wants to impress
Just like Vincent
(Don!)
Vito Margera
All the rape he’s schemin’
Better run and ride, be cautious
You getting tons of views on blogs
Better beware of Jacob Lawsons
And he ain’t takin no breaks
Creeperness expandin’
He’s takin all your surveys
Awesome Lawson is a pro
Commenting little girls only eleven years
[Chorus – D-Mayne]
Bet he’s sitting in his chair
Touching himself while he stares
At all the pictures on your page
Clicking like on your updates
Ignoring makes him hostile
Best beware this pedophile
All you think when you’re online
Is who’s viewin my profile tonight
Hey-hey-hey-hey-hey-hey
Hey-hey-hey-hey-hey
Hey-hey-hey-hey-hey-hey
(Is who’s viewin my profile online)
Hey-hey-hey-hey
[Verse 3 – Kle Shay]
It's crazy how when you start to go idle
He keeps messaging you like it is vital
Like you don’t reply, he’ll go suicidal
Calm down you creeper, go take a Midol
Cause these obsessed sorts
Always need to have more
But it’s alright, this is what you asked for
The things you type
Pictures lookin mad whore
That’s what he writes trash for
Cause you keep showin ass more
But you know that if you stay slut-ting
All these guys always gon buy you something
So you can’t complain about this guy stalking
He’s just wanting some of what everybody’s humping
This type of dude that always seems to fill your news feed
He won’t stop, nahh
Call the police
Cause he’s creepy
And he keeps being
On your pictures just starin at your teeties
You just wanna stop the terror that this dude brings
Like when he says “nice boobs, send me nudes please”
Please stop, Jacob
You need to try some new things
Have you ever thought of something but boobies?
You’re fat, Jake
It’s time to get real
But that’s okay, bra!
Try a treadmill
Get fit and then you’ll get chicks, man
I know you will
I know you’re good for somethin, bra
Just make sure that it isn’t killin
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