Hoo-hoo-ooh, hoo-hoo
Hoo-hoo-ooh, hoo-hoo-ooh
Hoo-hoo-ooh, ooh-hoo, ooh-ooh-hoo-ooh-ooh

I saw that slap a-comin' from miles away, plain to see
Fake-ass feud, fake-ass feud, fake-ass feud, yeah
Didn't look that hard, though the other guy let out an awful scream
Fake-ass feud, fake-ass feud, fake-ass feud, yeah-eah
You've traded blows for a while, no proof of a bruise or welt
Fake-ass feud, fake-ass feud, fake-ass feud, yeah
I've seen cartoons with way more believable punches and belts
Fake-ass feud, fake-ass feud, yeah-eah

Look, I don't like (hee-hee)
Watchin' this lame-ass mock fight (hee-hee)
Ev'ry single part is shite (hee-hee-ee-ee)
Don't believe you're hurt, please (whoa-oh-oh-oh)
No, I don't like (yeah, hee-hee)
Watchin' this lame-ass mock fight (yeah, hee-hee)
I can tell it's pre-planned tripe (yeah, hee-hee-ee-ee)
Of applause, not worthy (whoa-oh-oh-oh)

Is this a performance bit? Free show with my tea? Then do it right
Fake-ass feud, fake-ass feud, fake-ass feud, yeah
I don't believe your anger, insults all stiff-like
Fake-ass feud, fake-ass feud (oh-oh), fake-ass feud, yeah-eah
That your best punch? Real, real, punches are painful, have doubts
Fake-ass feud, fake-ass feud, fake-ass feud, yeah
You've telegraphed all your moves, I could recite them now
Fake-ass feud, fake-ass feud (oh-oh, buddy), yeah-eah

I don't like (hee-hee)
Watchin' this lame-ass mock fight (mock fight) (hee-hee)
Braced for the big fall each time (ev'ry fall gets braced, I've spied) (hee-hee-ee-ee)
And done way too early (done too friggin' early) (whoa-oh-oh-oh)
No, I don't like (I don't like) (yeah, hee-hee)
Watchin' this lame-ass mock fight (gettin' really bored, really bored) (yeah, hee-hee)
Stay back, you just spilled my Sprite (spilled my Sprite) (yeah, hee-hee-ee-ee)
Better reimburse me (pay up, reimburse me, go, go) (whoa-oh-oh-oh)

Oh-oh, if you must be liars, do it well
What the hell do you think you're doin'?
Borin' me, borin' me, this sucks
Buddy, not that hard to try (try)
To kick your friend's behind (hinds)
In a way that I (that I)
Can at least have some kinda fun
Love a good fight, but sorry, I don't like

Hoo-hoo-ooh, hoo-hoo-ooh
Hoo-ooh-hoo-ooh-ooh, ooh-hoo-ooh-ooh-hoo

Told you, I don't like (hee-hee)
Watchin' this lame-ass mock fight (oh-oh no) (hee-hee)
This is sub-Asylum shite (hee-hee-ee-ee)
Don't believe you're hurt, please (no) (whoa-oh-oh-oh)
No, I don't like, yeah-eah (yeah, hee-hee)
Watchin' this lame-ass mock fight (watchin' this lame-ass mock fight) (yeah, hee-hee)
Random folks aren't black belts? Lies (must be lies, yeah-eah) (yeah, hee-hee-ee-ee)
Step it up, you bore me (stop the tears, you really bore me) (whoa-oh-oh-oh)
I don't like