-> "Nerd-Frame Specs"
Original Song Title:
"Birthday Sex"
Parody Song Title:
"Nerd-Frame Specs"
The Lyrics
Yeah-eah, yeah-eah
Yeah-eah-eah (yeah-eah), oh-oh-oh
It's the worst fate for an outcast kid to find out
That this car trip ain't just for "I Spy" now (now)
It's a visit to the doctor, got high doubt (doubt)
That their vision is workin' alright now (yeah)
Poor kid's gonna panic (yeah) once they're surrounded (yeah)
By glass rimmed by plastic (yeah) and that's compounded (yeah)
Since all of the options (yeah) seem to be grounded (yeah-eah-eah)
In attractin' all the big jerks
Jerks who will find words to describe
Your appearance (ooh) in a way that's real demeanin' (ooh), that's what they're lovin'
Hurts to then find (oh-oh) work's been done, right
It won't rack their small brains, the insult's right on your face, ooh
Nerd-frame specs (dododo), nerd-frame specs (dododo) (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (yeah-eah)
It's the option all kids fear, hurts
Nerd-frame specs (dododo), nerd-frame specs (dododo) (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
It's not right, not right (oh-oh-oh), lookin' like a big dork, big dork, yeah-eah
This ain't Pimp My Eyes, they've got no flashy rims
All to see are ones super thick (uh-uh)
Some are round, old coke-bottle lens (uh-uh)
But the rest? Square, not just figurative (yeah)
But you have to have them (yeah) although they're nerd frames (yeah)
There's no way to "manage" (yeah) when shit's all blurry (yeah)
Don't wanna look geeky (yeah)? Get that, you heard me (yeah-eah-eah)
Know other kids can still be big jerks
Jerks who will spy "nerdy four-eyes"
Some start teasin' (ooh), others just go for a beatin' (ooh) because they're awful
Hurts the same, right (oh-oh), yearn to deny
That you can't see their face, there's no way out, I'm afraid, ooh
Nerd-frame specs (dododo), nerd-frame specs (dododo) (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (yeah-eah)
They'll let you know when you're near jerks
Nerd-frame specs (dododo), nerd-frame specs (dododo) (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Still don't like, don't like (oh-oh-oh) lookin' like a big dork, big dork, yeah-eah
Don't think anybody wants to look like Urkel
And for that, I swear I'm super sorry, sorry, ah-ooh
And so I will tell you that these things aren't permanent, see
We'll get a better set, don't worry, worry, though it's true
I don't know when the glasses shop will get them in (in)
Or if we can find others with this prescription (could miss)
So in the meantime, we'll just have to table
All your moans (yeah-eah-eah) until I'm able to please, yeah
So put those isolaters on your head (on your head)
So you can see what's flyin' at your head
Jerks will let fly hurtful things, right
Not just meanin' nasty words' (oh-oh), might end up bleedin' (oh-oh), I said they're awful
Worth it for nice (oh-oh) worthy eyesight (yes, it's true)
To see sandwiches, cake (it's true, I know) and more stuff you love to taste, ooh
Nerd-frame specs (oh-oh), nerd-frame specs (dododo) (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (yeah-eah)
Know it sucks but your sight's near, hurts
Nerd-frame specs (oh-oh), nerd-frame specs (dododo) (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
No-one likes, no like (mmm-mmm-mmm, yeah-eah) lookin' like a big dork, big dork, yeah-eah
Dododo, dododo
Yeah-eah-eah
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