-> "Welcome to the Dumpster"
Original Song Title:
"Welcome to Atlanta"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Welcome to the Dumpster"
Parody Written by:
George Ariza & Kaleb Trujillo
The Lyrics
Yeah
Welcome to the dumpster, jackin turkey and hams
Back to the mackin and jackin the clothes, adolescent packin a fo'
A knock on the do', who is it? I would happen to know
The one with the flow - who did it?, it was me I suppose
J - D in the bowls and Luda's in the Cutt Supreme
Skatin down Old Butt, gut tucked and lean
I split my splean, as a matter of fact I split my team
No ketchup on the sneaks, gotta keep it so my kicks is clean
I get the cream, cops see me flick my beans
I'm allergic to doc' prescribed antihistamines
Oink oink, pig pig, don?t do away with the pork
Only silverware I needs a steak knife and a fork
Did I forget my frickin manners, I'm +Bruce with +Banners
Ludacris, Johnny Rockets when I shoot the cannon
The wooly mammoth sabortooth, Bum eat your tongue
I won't stop until I'm rich as them whites'll come
I pulled up in the black tire, your plaques are expire
So I stripped them off the wall
Waitin for my cue to corner hot pocket eight balls, you rackin 'em up
I'm big paper I like pancakes, stackin 'em up
In fact I'm slappin 'em up, really fat'n the trunck
I can't loose with twenty - two, bum that's what's up
Runnin in the back to eat, better tha - than that Steamy hot
Chi - li - li - li - li - n... fli - pi - pi - pi - pi - n, what?
ho, ho, h - h - ho, ho, ho
b - b - bo bo, bo - bo - bo
ho ho - ho - ho, ho - ho, ho
b - bo, bo, bo - bo - bo - bo - bo bo
Welcome to the dumpster where the hobos play
And we ride on dem thangs like ev - ery day
Big beats, hit streets, see garbage roamin
And starvin don?t stop 'til eight in the mo'nin
Welcome to the dumpster where the hobos play
And we ride on dem thangs like ev - ery day
Big beats, hit streets, see garbage roamin
And starvin don?t stop 'til eight in the mo'nin
Yo, uhh
Now the starvin don't start 'til I walk in
And I usually don't leave until the thang ends
But in the meantime, in between time
You work yo' thing, I'll work mine
I been puttin it down here since eighty - three
Since the Lake carlesJ.R./mickyD rivalry
When +Frozen Paradise+ was the place to be
If you was ridin, you was bumpin to homie Shy - D
I'm the M. V. B. , Most Valuable- ist Bum
Make my own rules, hobo call me the mayor
Monday night, +Homelessman's Club+
Tuesday night, I'm up in the +Garbage Room+, gettin trashed up
Wednesday, I'm at +Strokers+ on lean
Thursday, +Jump Clean+, then I fall up in +Kream+
Friday, +Shark Bar+, +Kaya+ with Frank Ski
Right on the flo' is where you can find me
Saturday, is off the cheezy fo' meezy
You can find me up in +One - Tweezy+
Sunday, is when I get my sleep in
Cause on Monday we be at it again, holla!
ho, ho, h - h - ho, ho, ho
b - b - bo bo, bo - bo - bo
ho ho - ho - ho, ho - ho, ho
b - bo, bo, bo - bo - bo - bo - bo bo
::Chorus:: - repeat 2X
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