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Song Parodies -> "Crispy"
Original Song Title:
"Tipsy"
Original Performer:
J-kwon
Parody Song Title:
"Crispy"
Parody Written by:
Sade
The Lyrics
This is for all the crispy girls that tan!
Every girl crispy inside the tanning store,
When they go to the club they head straight to the dance floor,
They step out there it look like a tanning war,
One said she tan just to get all the boys,
Another said she tans just to get employed!
(Chorus) x4
Every girl in the club look crispy
(er girl in the club look crispy)whisper
2, here comes the 3, to the 4, to the 5
I'm looking at this girl about to cry,
I asked what's wrong she said don't be surprised,
I turned around walked away didn't have to wonder why,
Because that girl looked like some orange cheese fries,
Here comes the 4, to the 3, to the 2
Another crispy girl walked over to her boo,
I looked at her guy and he was crispy too,
Her sister walked by looking like a tube of white glue,
I told her that she needs to join those two,
She looked at me like she ain't have a clue,
I said the next time they tan you need to go to!
When they go to the club they head straight to the dance floor,
They step out there it look like a tanning war,
One said she tan just to get all the boys,
Another said she tans just to get employed!
(Chorus) x4
Every girl in the club look crispy
(er girl in the club look crispy)whisper
2, here comes the 3, to the 4, to the 5
I'm looking at this girl about to cry,
I asked what's wrong she said don't be surprised,
I turned around walked away didn't have to wonder why,
Because that girl looked like some orange cheese fries,
Here comes the 4, to the 3, to the 2
Another crispy girl walked over to her boo,
I looked at her guy and he was crispy too,
Her sister walked by looking like a tube of white glue,
I told her that she needs to join those two,
She looked at me like she ain't have a clue,
I said the next time they tan you need to go to!
Hope you like it!
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I liked it.
It was okay. But you missed a lot and they beat was off. I didn't understand what you meant by crispy.
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