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Song Parodies -> "Infected"

Original Song Title:

"Tipsy"

Original Performer:

J-Kwon

Parody Song Title:

"Infected"

Parody Written by:

Joseph Little

The Lyrics

its about zombies not the covid, the song always had a tone to it like it would be a good zombie song
This situation is very bad
Yo, I haven’t been bit though
Yeah
Yeah, Yeah
Yo, kill them off wit' me, kill them off wit' me

No, here comes some two, no its three, no its four
Everybody in danger out on the dance floor
Baby girl in trouble, see them coming through the door
Running from some zombies and they look very sore
Saved her from the hoard and I look hardcore
thought she was safe cause news said to stay indoors
With a bat, or a knife, see the zombies on the floor
all clear, I gotta move on to the next door

There goes the three, now its two, now it’s one
Homeboy trippin' he don't know I got a gun
When we make the zombies drop, we don’t do shit for fun
You ain't got a gun? Nigga you better run
Now I'm in the back poppin' heads was that a nun?
Zombies goin' down I'm braggin' on what I done
She sees my smokin' gun sayin' she ain't havin' fun
Bitch calm the fuck down don’t you know we’re on the run?

Everybody in the club infected
(Everybody in the club infected)
Everybody in the club infected
(Everybody in the club infected)
Everybody in the club infected
(Everybody in the club infected)
Everybody in the club infected
(Everybody in the club infected)

Two, here comes the three, now its four, now its five
Now I'm aiming at a zombie right in her eyes
Couple seconds pass now she’s eating up some guys
This girl tellin' me how much she misses her guy
Say she got a kid and she hope he hasn’t died
Girl we gonna live it’s gonna be alright
I'm looking for some keys to take off and drive
If so maybe, can we both get out alive?

Here comes out four, now it’s three, now it’s two
She say she got a pain in her shoulder, right out the blue
Girl you just got bit so I'm thinkin' what’s goin’ ensue
But instead of one bullet, I need two
Her eyes got big when she glanced at her wound
Expression on her face like she ain't got a clue
Then she told me she don't care it’s nothing new
You know what this means but that's just what I gotta do

Everybody in the city infected
(Everybody in the city infected)
Everybody in the city infected
(Everybody in the city infected)
Everybody in the city infected
(Everybody in the city infected)
Everybody in the city infected
(Everybody in the city infected)

Three, then comes out four, now it’s five, now it’s six
doesn’t matter if you’re poor, doesn’t matter if you’re rich
Just surviving man, I ain't tryin' to get bit
Zombie bit on my hand, son of a bitch
Clean it off now I sew it up, it is fixed
Alcohol and bleach, my only hope, I do wish
I feel like I’m trippin' when I'm starin' at my stitch
Now I’m on the borderline startin' to twitch

Here comes out five, no wait it’s four or it’s three
Hands in the air if you’re as scared as me
one survivor said, "please stay away from me!"
Dude I don't care I'm a Z.O.M.BIE!

Everybody in the world infected
(Everybody in the world infected)
Everybody in the world infected
(Everybody in the world infected)
Everybody in the world infected
(Everybody in the world infected)
Everybody in the world infected
(Everybody in the world infected)

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