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Song Parodies -> "We Three Kinks"
Original Song Title:
"We Three Kings"
Original Performer:
John H. Hopkins, Jr.
Parody Song Title:
"We Three Kinks"
Parody Written by:
Michael McVey
The Lyrics
We three kinks of Evanston are
wearing drag we carry afar.
'Cross fields and fountains, cities and mountains,
people think we're from Mars!
[chorus]
O-oh, Scarves and skirts and blouses tight,
That's what we're wearing here tonight.
Victoria's Secret fashions
are the rage for men on Christmas night!
***
Born a Queen in Evanston,
Perfume I wear to smell like a 10.
A john forever, ceasing never
trying to pick up men!
[chorus]
Frankenstein would be so proud,
To see us incense a conservative crowd.
We're parading, all hell we're raising,
Flaunting our fashions loud!
[chorus]
Fur is mine, with its really soft touch,
Just wish it didn't cost me so much.
Borrowing money to buy a fur coat
It takes a lot of guts!
[chorus]
Notorious now we kinks have become,
We must unite and act as one.
Homophobes and the government are
trying to spoil our fun!
[chorus]
wearing drag we carry afar.
'Cross fields and fountains, cities and mountains,
people think we're from Mars!
[chorus]
O-oh, Scarves and skirts and blouses tight,
That's what we're wearing here tonight.
Victoria's Secret fashions
are the rage for men on Christmas night!
***
Born a Queen in Evanston,
Perfume I wear to smell like a 10.
A john forever, ceasing never
trying to pick up men!
[chorus]
Frankenstein would be so proud,
To see us incense a conservative crowd.
We're parading, all hell we're raising,
Flaunting our fashions loud!
[chorus]
Fur is mine, with its really soft touch,
Just wish it didn't cost me so much.
Borrowing money to buy a fur coat
It takes a lot of guts!
[chorus]
Notorious now we kinks have become,
We must unite and act as one.
Homophobes and the government are
trying to spoil our fun!
[chorus]
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Good one Michael. Da da da da gay apparel fa la la....
very cool, i need to go back over more of your stuff.. have a 15
Rats! I thought this was gonna be about the band. I think one of the Florio brothers might also be so disappointed.
Sounds like a drag... ;-) Very funny, Michael: btw, am I right in thinking Evanston is a place?
Sorry, Phil, this is VERY belated, but yes there is an Evanston. It is a suburb of Chicago, home of Northwestern University and also home to one of the nation's largest gay/lesbian populations outside the "Gay Area" of California (I do not mean that as a put-down). -- MM
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