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Song Parodies -> "Subvert"
Original Song Title:
"Hurt"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Johnny Cash
Parody Song Title:
"Subvert"
Parody Written by:
Porfle Popnecker
The Lyrics
"The Acolyte" is gay
As Disney has decreed
They focus on the ways
That lesbians can breed
The feeble writing blows
A toxic chorus sings
Try to kill the Lucas way
But meesa 'members every ting
Why is it so dumb
A franchise ends
All the merchandise
Overflows bargain bins
And Star Wars hits the wall
Everyone's a jerk
Kathy let us down
Disney's gone berserk
Dark side bein' hella strong today, me fear
Compared to all this corn
The prequels still endure
Even Jar Jar Binks
Wasn't cow manure
No need to entertain
Or keep the canon clear
Make it more diverse
Make the droids all queer
Where have they all gone
The manly men
Guys like Luke and Han
And ofay boomer Ben
The clueless run it all
Streaming's going dark
Ratings are all down
One more jumps the shark
If Lucas had the balls
He's take us back today
Long, long time ago
Place far, far away
As Disney has decreed
They focus on the ways
That lesbians can breed
The feeble writing blows
A toxic chorus sings
Try to kill the Lucas way
But meesa 'members every ting
Why is it so dumb
A franchise ends
All the merchandise
Overflows bargain bins
And Star Wars hits the wall
Everyone's a jerk
Kathy let us down
Disney's gone berserk
Dark side bein' hella strong today, me fear
Compared to all this corn
The prequels still endure
Even Jar Jar Binks
Wasn't cow manure
No need to entertain
Or keep the canon clear
Make it more diverse
Make the droids all queer
Where have they all gone
The manly men
Guys like Luke and Han
And ofay boomer Ben
The clueless run it all
Streaming's going dark
Ratings are all down
One more jumps the shark
If Lucas had the balls
He's take us back today
Long, long time ago
Place far, far away
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Put a chick in it! Make her lame and gay!
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@KK -- And then blame the fans if it sucks! :)
Make it Shakesperean!! I've already done the Prologue: ...... Two death stars, both alike in lethality, in far Galaxia .. where we play our screen ..... From ancient Republic, break to new tyrannies; Where darkened helm makes once charred flesh unseen .... See the rest at "If Shakespeare had written the Prologue to Star Wars." @ Callmelennie"
@ CML - To suck, or not to suck, that is the premise...Whether tis woker in the force to suffer the jeers and review bombs of outrageously toxic fandom...or to take arms against a sea of Rotten Tomatoes, and by opposing ignore them?
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