Song Parodies -> "Shirt"

Original Song Title:

"Hurt"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Johnny Cash

Parody Song Title:

"Shirt"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

The most important decision of the day...how do I cover up my nipples?

Which shirt to wear today?
They all have real appeal
Well, that one has a stain
From my last fast food meal
And that one has a hole
I need to fix that thing
'Cause I cannot throw away
When I will miss the style it brings

Cover up my tum
And pecs as well
I don't want to show
Any skin there, ain't swell
So I'll go through them all
Though my eyes might hurt
Must narrow them down
Have to pick a shirt

Some have been overworn
Believe the term's "threadbare"
One too-close doorknob
And it won't be there
I plan to go outside
That cuts some out, I fear
How'd they make my shelf?
Gifts from friends not dear

This one smells of butts
Get washed again
Don't get this one's joke
'Bout Evangelion
Still goin' through them all
Though my arms may hurt
Must whittle them down
Have to pick a shirt

I'll have to start again
Once the top is okay
Socks then pants then belt
Why am I this way?

I keep forgetting to listen to the original version of this song.

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